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HEY!

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WOMAN:<i> IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE.
 WE SHOULD ALL BE AT HOME</i>

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<i> SIPPING SPICED CIDER
 AND COOKING SWEETS.</i>

4
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<i> INSTEAD, RUNNING THROUGH
 THE STREETS SEARCHING FOR
 THE LOVE OF MY LIFE.</i>

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HE'S NOT AT THE HOTEL.

6
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THE HOSPITAL HASN'T SEEN HIM.

7
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OH, I JUST KEEP GETTING
HIS VOICEMAIL.

8
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WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO, CASS?

9
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I DON'T KNOW!

10
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UNIVERSE, OK.

11
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I'M SAYING IT.

12
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<i> AND WHY AM I TALKING
 TO THE UNIVERSE?</i>

13
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<i> UH, WELL,
 I GUESS TO EXPLAIN IT ALL,</i>

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<i> I SHOULD REALLY START
AT THE BEGINNING.</i>

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[HOUSE MUSIC PLAYS]

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[POP MUSIC PLAYS]

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HI.

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HEY.

19
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OH, HE MISSED YOU.

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HEY, LITTLE MONKEY.
DADDY MISSED YOU.

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HE MISSED YOU TOO.

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YEAH, IT MUST BE...

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HARD ON HIM, YOU KNOW,
BREAKING UP HIS USUAL ROUTINE.

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YEAH. YEAH. IT'S
DEFINITELY DIFFICULT

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FOR HIM WITH ALL THE
SEPARATION BETWEEN US.

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I THINK HE KNOWS
WHAT'S GOING ON.

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SO HE'S PROBABLY
PRETTY STRESSED.

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MAYBE YOU JUST KEEP
AN EYE ON HIM WHILE
HE'S ADJUSTING.

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YEP.

30
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BUT, UM...

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YOU WANT TO GO ON A WALK
LATER TONIGHT?

32
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MAYBE OVER COFFEE?

33
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YOU KNOW, I CAN'T.
I HAVE A THING.

34
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A THING?

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A COUPLE GUYS ARE MEETING UP
AND WE'RE GOING TO...

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I JUST CAN'T.

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OK. THAT'S FINE.

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I GUESS I'LL SEE YOU

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AROUND OR WHATEVER.

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[DOOR OPENS]

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HEY, LITTLE GUY.

42
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SEE YA.

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ALL RIGHT, THAT IS
12 RED VELVET CUPCAKES.

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6.95, MS. DALEY.

45
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THERE YOU ARE.
HEY, CASSIE,

46
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DO YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE ANY
OF THOSE SANTA CUPCAKES YET?

47
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DECEMBER COMES EARLY
AROUND HERE. I GOT ONE
IN THE BACK FOR YOU.

48
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GREAT. I'M GLAD
I MISSED THE RUSH.

49
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YEAH.

50
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WHAT CHRISTMAS RUSH?

51
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HI. OH, SORRY.

52
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NICE TO SEE YOU TOO.
BYE-BYE.

53
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I'M SORRY.
I'M HERE. I'M HERE.

54
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OK.

55
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I WAS JUST TRYING OUT
THIS NEW MEDITATION.

56
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I JUST LOST TRACK OF TIME.

57
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SO HOW DID IT GO
WITH JARED?

58
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UM, IT WAS AWFUL.
I DON'T KNOW WHY

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I THOUGHT I SHOULD SHARE
CUSTODY OF MY DOG
WITH MY EX-BOYFRIEND.

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BECAUSE NOW WE HAVE
TO SEE EACH OTHER AND HE
DIDN'T WANT TO SEE ME.

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HE'S JUST A SELFISH BABY
THAT'S GOING THROUGH
A MID-LIFE CRISIS

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10 YEARS BEFORE HE SHOULD.

63
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HE THINKS THERE'S SOMETHING
BETTER OUT THERE?

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GO. LOOK FOR IT.

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JUST LET HIM GO.
YOU'LL BE BETTER OFF.

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RIGHT? THAT'S WHAT
I'M TRYING TO THINK.

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BUT I FEEL LIKE...
I JUST DON'T REALLY KNOW

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HOW I'M SUPPOSED TO FEEL
ABOUT ANYTHING.

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IT'S CRAZY.

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JUST EMBRACE ALL YOUR FEELINGS.

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YOU TOTALLY HAVE TO READ
THIS BOOK I'M READING.

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OK.

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YEAH.

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HI. I'M TRISHA.
AND TODAY IS A GREAT DAY
BECAUSE I SAID SO.

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I SAW IT. I MANIFEST IT.
IT BECOMES MY REALITY.

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A GREAT DAY. BOOM.

77
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JUST NOW. SEE?

78
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COULD I GET YOU ANYTHING?

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UNBELIEVABLE.

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UNBELIEVABLE.

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I'M SO SORRY.

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IS THERE
SOMETHING WRONG?

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YOU ARE A CONSUMMATE
CONFECTIONARY.

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THAT IS THE BEST CUPCAKE
I'VE EVER TASTED.

85
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ABSOLUTELY SUPERLATIVE.

86
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COOL. WELL THANK YOU,
MISTER...

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DENVER. NOLAN DENVER.

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ARE YOU NEW AROUND HERE?
I'VE NEVER SEEN
YOU BEFORE.

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NEW? YOU HAVEN'T HEARD
OF MY FILM?

90
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OH, NO.

91
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STARTS SHOOTING DECEMBER 1.

92
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I DIDN'T KNOW WE HAD
A MOVIE CREW IN TOWN.

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SECRET. I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE
KNOWING ABOUT MY PRODUCTIONS.

94
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PAPARAZZI POPPING UP
ALL OVER THE PLACE.

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I SHOULDN'T
BE TELLING YOU THIS.

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SO CAN YOU TELL ME
ANYTHING ABOUT
THE MOVIE?

97
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NO. WELL,
IT'S AN ARTISTIC FILM.

98
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OH.

99
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IT'S ARTISTIC ACTION FILM.

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AN ARTISTIC CHRISTMAS
ACTION MOVIE.

101
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STARRING...

102
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AHH.

103
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OOH, I LOVE THOSE.

104
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ME TOO.

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I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
CAN I HIRE YOU TO CATER DESSERT

106
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THE FIRST DAY OF FILMING?

107
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WHAT--

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OK. THAT'S--
OK. COOL. SO...

109
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THAT'S SO COOL.
SO WHAT DO YOU WANT?

110
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CUPCAKES. ALL OF THEM.

111
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LIKE THESE, THOSE,
THOSE ARE GOOD.

112
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SUGAR, THESE, CHOCOLATE.
AND I WANT THOSE.

113
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IS THAT A REAL CAKE?
COOKIES. MACADAMIA NUT.
CHOCOLATE CHIP.

114
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THAT'S GOOD. THOSE LOOK GOOD.

115
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HERE, TALK TO MY ASSISTANT.

116
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YOU HAVE TROUBLE
WITH MY ASSISTANT,
YOU CAN CALL ME THERE.

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GREAT.

118
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I NEED 1/3 GLUTEN FREE.
1/3 FAT FREE.

119
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1/3 SUGAR FREE.

120
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AND THERE'S MORE
WHERE THAT CAME FROM.

121
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MS...

122
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CASSIE. I'M CASSIE.

123
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WE'RE BAKING
FOR THE MOVIE!

124
00:08:06,880 --> 00:08:08,920
OH, MY GOD.

125
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AH.

126
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WHO KNOWS, MAYBE
YOU'LL GET FAMOUS
OFF THIS THING

127
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AND THEY'LL GIVE US
ONE OF THOSE TV
CUPCAKE SHOWS.

128
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YOU KNOW, THE SHOWS
WHERE THEY--

129
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NEVER MIND.
IT'S JUST A JOKE

130
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THAT ANYONE
WITH A TELEVISION,
OR INTERNET

131
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OR A BASIC UNDERSTANDING
OF POP CULTURE
WOULD UNDERSTAND.

132
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WELL, I DON'T HAVE A TELEVISION.
SO I WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND THAT.

133
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OH, MY GOD, THIS IS GOOD.
THIS IS REALLY GOOD.

134
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WHOO. THIS IS GOOD.
SO YOU'RE GOING TO HELP ME?

135
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OF COURSE I'M GOING
TO HELP YOU

136
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AS SOON AS I GET BACK
FROM RETREAT.

137
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OK. RETREAT. WHAT?
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

138
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THE BOOK I'M READING
"LET THE UNIVERSE
OPEN YOUR DOOR."

139
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I'M SPENDING A WEEK
IMMERSING MYSELF
IN A PROGRAM--

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POSITIVE THINKING,
POSITIVE ACTION,
POSITIVE VISUALIZATION.

141
00:08:45,250 --> 00:08:48,250
I TOLD YOU ABOUT THIS.
I LEAVE TOMORROW,
BACK IN A WEEK.

142
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YOU DID NOT TELL ME ABOUT THIS.
YOU DID NOT TELL ME ABOUT THIS.

143
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OK. I'M FREAKING OUT. WHOO.

144
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OK. I CAN DO THIS, RIGHT?
I CAN DO THIS.

145
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THIS IS GOING TO BE GOOD.

146
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LOOK. BEING BUSY
WILL BE GOOD.

147
00:08:56,460 --> 00:08:58,120
YES, I CAN STOP
THINKING ABOUT JARED.

148
00:08:58,120 --> 00:08:59,670
START FOCUSING
ON YOURSELF.

149
00:08:59,670 --> 00:09:01,120
YEAH, I NEED TO MOVE ON.

150
00:09:01,120 --> 00:09:02,750
FIND YOURSELF
ANOTHER MAN.

151
00:09:02,750 --> 00:09:03,830
I NEED SOME CUPCAKES.

152
00:09:02,750 --> 00:09:03,830
THAT COULD BE GOOD.

153
00:09:03,830 --> 00:09:04,750
DO YOU THINK
THIS IS REALLY GOOD?

154
00:09:04,750 --> 00:09:05,920
SHH.

155
00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:07,960
WHO?

156
00:09:07,960 --> 00:09:10,210
THERE'S A GUY.
HI, THERE.

157
00:09:10,210 --> 00:09:11,960
HI.

158
00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:16,290
YOU GUYS OPEN?

159
00:09:20,040 --> 00:09:22,500
CAN WE HELP YOU?

160
00:09:22,500 --> 00:09:24,210
YEAH. I'VE BEEN WALKING
AROUND TOWN,

161
00:09:24,210 --> 00:09:26,380
AND I HEAR THE RED VELVET
CUPCAKES ARE AMAZING.

162
00:09:26,380 --> 00:09:28,380
IT'S MY MOM'S RECIPE.

163
00:09:28,380 --> 00:09:29,960
MIND IF I TAKE A LOOK?

164
00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:31,670
NO.

165
00:09:41,710 --> 00:09:44,420
[WHISTLES]

166
00:09:44,420 --> 00:09:46,000
GOOD LOOKING SHOP.

167
00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,250
SO YOUR MOM'S RECIPE, HUH?

168
00:09:48,250 --> 00:09:49,920
YEAH.

169
00:09:49,920 --> 00:09:51,330
I'VE EATEN A LOT OF THESE
OVER THE YEARS,

170
00:09:51,330 --> 00:09:53,000
SO I'M KIND OF AN EXPERT.

171
00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:54,500
THINK YOUR MOM'S RECIPE'S
UP TO THE CHALLENGE?

172
00:09:54,500 --> 00:09:57,790
PROBABLY.
YOU CAN TRY ONE.
IT'S ON THE HOUSE.

173
00:09:57,790 --> 00:09:59,580
HERE YOU GO.

174
00:09:59,580 --> 00:10:02,170
THANK YOU.

175
00:10:02,170 --> 00:10:04,290
I'M LOVING THIS PLACE ALREADY.

176
00:10:07,750 --> 00:10:08,880
HERE GOES.

177
00:10:13,170 --> 00:10:14,540
YOU SCARED?

178
00:10:16,500 --> 00:10:18,040
YOU SHOULD BE.

179
00:10:18,040 --> 00:10:22,120
[SENSUAL MUSIC PLAYS]

180
00:10:32,500 --> 00:10:33,540
WOW...

181
00:10:35,040 --> 00:10:37,540
CASSIE. CASSIE.

182
00:10:39,960 --> 00:10:42,670
WOW... THAT'S...

183
00:10:42,670 --> 00:10:47,120
YOU'RE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN
I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE.

184
00:10:47,120 --> 00:10:49,750
I DON'T WANT YOU CUPCAKES.

185
00:10:49,750 --> 00:10:52,040
I WANT YOU.

186
00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:54,000
WOW.

187
00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,380
WOW.

188
00:10:55,380 --> 00:10:59,250
WOW.

189
00:10:59,250 --> 00:11:01,960
I'M GOING TO HAVE TO EAT
ANOTHER DOZEN OF THESE
JUST TO MAKE SURE

190
00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:05,000
OF THE FINAL VERDICT.
BUT I THINK IT'S LOOKING
GOOD FOR YOU.

191
00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:06,120
COOL.

192
00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:08,170
I'LL TAKE A HALF DOZEN.

193
00:11:08,170 --> 00:11:10,080
DO I KNOW YOU?
BECAUSE YOU LOOK
FAMILIAR?

194
00:11:10,080 --> 00:11:12,380
I GET THAT ALL THE TIME.

195
00:11:12,380 --> 00:11:14,290
ONE OF THOSE FACES.

196
00:11:14,290 --> 00:11:17,880
ME TOO.
I HAVE PEOPLE SAY
THAT TO ME TOO.

197
00:11:17,880 --> 00:11:20,170
I BET.

198
00:11:20,170 --> 00:11:22,250
WELL HERE.

199
00:11:22,250 --> 00:11:23,880
I GUESS I SHOULD PAY.

200
00:11:23,880 --> 00:11:25,880
THANKS.

201
00:11:25,880 --> 00:11:29,080
THANK YOU. WOW.

202
00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:32,040
IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU.

203
00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:34,460
I'M CASSIE.

204
00:11:34,460 --> 00:11:37,000
A.J.

205
00:11:34,460 --> 00:11:37,000
A.J.

206
00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:39,540
YEAH, I'LL BE BACK.

207
00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:39,540
COOL.

208
00:11:39,540 --> 00:11:42,540
I'M TRISHA.
I KNOW NOBODY
CARES RIGHT NOW.

209
00:11:42,540 --> 00:11:43,710
BUT I'M TRISHA.

210
00:11:43,710 --> 00:11:47,170
IT'S NICE TO MEET BOTH
OF YOU.

211
00:11:47,170 --> 00:11:48,790
SEE YA.

212
00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:54,250
BREATHE. BREATHE.

213
00:11:54,250 --> 00:11:55,790
WHO NEEDS TO BREATHE
WITH THAT GUY AROUND?

214
00:11:59,830 --> 00:12:02,790
YOU SHOULD'VE GOTTEN HIS NUMBER.

215
00:12:02,790 --> 00:12:06,000
I CAN'T ASK FOR NUMBERS.
IT'S BAD FOR BUSINESS.

216
00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:07,380
ALL I NEED RIGHT NOW
IS BUSINESS.

217
00:12:07,380 --> 00:12:10,790
OH.

218
00:12:10,790 --> 00:12:12,460
ZACK!

219
00:12:12,460 --> 00:12:14,620
YO. GENEROUS SISTER.

220
00:12:14,620 --> 00:12:16,250
LIGHT OF MY LIFE.

221
00:12:16,250 --> 00:12:17,880
FRIEND.

222
00:12:17,880 --> 00:12:19,580
DO YOU KNOW
WHAT TIME IT IS NOW?

223
00:12:19,580 --> 00:12:21,120
TRISHA.

224
00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:22,290
DID YOU GET EVERYTHING
OUT OF THE BATHTUB?

225
00:12:22,290 --> 00:12:24,290
I WAS GOING TO.

226
00:12:28,920 --> 00:12:32,960
BUT THEN I REALIZED,
IT WOULD JUNK UP THIS ROOM.

227
00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:35,330
BUT THE BATHTUB
DOESN'T WORK ANYWAY.
WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?

228
00:12:35,330 --> 00:12:36,540
DID YOU LOOK FOR A JOB?

229
00:12:36,540 --> 00:12:40,960
LOOKING. YES.
FINDING...

230
00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:43,080
NO.

231
00:12:43,080 --> 00:12:45,330
HAVEN'T YOU BEEN HERE
FOR, LIKE, TWO MONTHS,
SOMETHING?

232
00:12:45,330 --> 00:12:48,960
NO SYMPATHY FOR RECENT
COLLEGE GRADUATES
ENTERING THE RECESSION?

233
00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:50,380
THAT'S UNFAIR.

234
00:12:50,380 --> 00:12:52,330
NO. WHAT'S UNFAIR
IS YOU IN MY SPACE.

235
00:12:52,330 --> 00:12:54,750
OK? SO TOMORROW,
YOU'RE WORKING FOR ME
AT THE CUPCAKE SHOP.

236
00:12:54,750 --> 00:12:56,250
YOU AND ME.
IT'S CHRISTMAS RUSH.

237
00:12:56,250 --> 00:12:58,830
I'M ALLERGIC TO SUGAR
AND RETAIL.

238
00:13:00,710 --> 00:13:03,250
IS HE ADOPTED?

239
00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:05,330
YEAH, RIGHT?
HE SEEMS LIKE IT.

240
00:13:05,330 --> 00:13:09,460
SO YOU REALIZE YOU MAY NEVER
SEE A.J. AGAIN, RIGHT?

241
00:13:09,460 --> 00:13:11,120
WHY? WHY ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT THIS STILL?

242
00:13:11,120 --> 00:13:13,170
HOLD ON.

243
00:13:17,040 --> 00:13:20,120
HERE. MERRY EARLY CHRISTMAS.

244
00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:22,500
I KNOW THIS IS REALLY
HELPING YOU.

245
00:13:22,500 --> 00:13:25,540
BUT I'M REALLY NOT
INTO THE WHOLE SELF-HELP
BOOK THING.

246
00:13:25,540 --> 00:13:29,210
YOU HAVEN'T EVEN READ IT.
IT'S A NATIONAL BESTSELLER.

247
00:13:29,210 --> 00:13:31,210
HOW CAN 20 MILLION PEOPLE
BE WRONG?

248
00:13:31,210 --> 00:13:33,960
DIDN'T THEY SAY THAT
ABOUT SMOKING
IN THE '50S?

249
00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:36,250
ZIP IT.

250
00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:38,880
SKYLAR ST. JEAN
SAYS THIS BOOK CHANGED
HER LIFE AND LET HER

251
00:13:38,880 --> 00:13:41,790
FINALLY BE THE PERSON--
WHO IS SKYLAR?
WHO CARES?

252
00:13:41,790 --> 00:13:44,040
CASS, SHE'S LIKE
A MAJOR MOVIE STAR.

253
00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:46,710
WHATEVER. JUST READ THE BOOK.

254
00:13:46,710 --> 00:13:50,750
AND STOP LETTING OPPORTUNITY
LITERALLY WALK OUT YOUR DOOR.

255
00:13:52,210 --> 00:13:56,000
[POP MUSIC PLAYS]

256
00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,880
ANYONE HERE?

257
00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:03,880
HEY.

258
00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:05,500
HEY.

259
00:14:05,500 --> 00:14:07,210
BACK FOR MY MORNING SUGAR RUSH.

260
00:14:07,210 --> 00:14:09,380
ANY RECOMMENDATIONS?

261
00:14:09,380 --> 00:14:15,080
UM...YEAH, I REALLY LIKE
THE CHOCOLATE ONES.

262
00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:16,750
THEY DO LOOK GOOD.

263
00:14:16,750 --> 00:14:18,080
STUPID SINK!

264
00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:19,960
I'M SORRY.

265
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:22,080
EVERYTHING OK
BACK THERE?

266
00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:23,170
YOU NEED A HAND?

267
00:14:23,170 --> 00:14:25,290
WELL, NOT UNLESS YOU FIX SINKS.

268
00:14:25,290 --> 00:14:26,830
SO PROBABLY NOT.

269
00:14:26,830 --> 00:14:28,210
DONE MY SHARE
OF HANDIWORK.

270
00:14:28,210 --> 00:14:29,880
REALLY?

271
00:14:29,880 --> 00:14:31,880
WANT ME TO TAKE A LOOK?

272
00:14:29,880 --> 00:14:31,880
YEAH.

273
00:14:31,880 --> 00:14:34,040
YEAH.

274
00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:35,120
OK.

275
00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:41,250
OH.

276
00:14:43,170 --> 00:14:44,620
THIS MIGHT
TAKE A MINUTE.

277
00:14:49,080 --> 00:14:52,960
SO THE SINK IS BROKEN.

278
00:14:57,620 --> 00:15:00,710
YEAH. WE CAN GET THAT FIXED.

279
00:15:00,710 --> 00:15:03,080
DON'T TURN THAT BACK ON.

280
00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:05,330
EVER.

281
00:15:05,330 --> 00:15:07,620
SORRY, YOU'RE SO WET.

282
00:15:07,620 --> 00:15:10,830
THAT'S FUNNY.

283
00:15:10,830 --> 00:15:13,830
DUDE, YOU LOOK
REALLY FAMILIAR.

284
00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:17,290
OK. A.J.,
THIS IS MY BROTHER ZACK.

285
00:15:17,290 --> 00:15:19,000
HAVE WE MET?

286
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,750
WORK IN TIMBER?

287
00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:27,250
WELL, I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO REPAY YOU,
THANK YOU SO MUCH.

288
00:15:27,250 --> 00:15:28,540
ALL I DID WAS TURN OFF
THE WATER.

289
00:15:28,540 --> 00:15:31,120
BUT IF YOU HAVE
A TOOLBOX, I COULD...

290
00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:33,500
WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOREVER
FOR THEM TO COME.

291
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:34,960
WHY DON'T I TAKE A LOOK?

292
00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:37,040
I USED TO DO PLUMBING
JOBS BACK IN THE DAY.

293
00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:40,120
OK. WELL, I HEARD THAT
IT'S REALLY COMPLICATED.

294
00:15:40,120 --> 00:15:42,210
SO I DON'T KNOW.

295
00:15:42,210 --> 00:15:43,880
HEY, I'M ALL
ABOUT COMPLICATED.

296
00:15:46,170 --> 00:15:48,210
[RATCHET WINDING]

297
00:15:57,380 --> 00:16:00,380
SO IS IT AS BAD AS I THOUGHT?

298
00:16:00,380 --> 00:16:04,040
ACTUALLY NO.
WE'RE ALL CLEAR.

299
00:16:04,040 --> 00:16:06,710
CLEAR. THAT'S IT, HUH?

300
00:16:06,710 --> 00:16:09,540
I'VE BEEN WAITING MONTHS
TO GET THIS THING FIXED.
THANK YOU.

301
00:16:09,540 --> 00:16:11,460
HAPPY TO BE OF SERVICE.

302
00:16:11,460 --> 00:16:14,880
YOU KNOW,
IT ACTUALLY FELT GOOD.

303
00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:16,960
IT'S BEEN A WHILE
SINCE I'VE ACTUALLY
DONE SOMETHING MYSELF.

304
00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:19,380
WELL, I COULD'VE NEVER
DONE IT MYSELF.

305
00:16:19,380 --> 00:16:21,460
SO CALL ME GRATEFUL.

306
00:16:21,460 --> 00:16:26,040
SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING
IN TOWN?

307
00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:28,580
CHANGE.

308
00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:28,580
CHANGE?

309
00:16:28,580 --> 00:16:31,500
IT'S BEEN A BUSY FEW YEARS.

310
00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:32,960
SO...

311
00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:35,380
COOL OUT A LITTLE BIT.
RELAX.

312
00:16:35,380 --> 00:16:37,330
PICK UP A LITTLE SIDE WORK.

313
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,420
WELL,
I REALLY NEED HELP.

314
00:16:39,420 --> 00:16:43,380
I KNOW YOU LIKE CUPCAKES
AND YOU FIX THINGS.
SO YOU'RE HIRED.

315
00:16:45,710 --> 00:16:48,290
I DON'T KNOW.

316
00:16:48,290 --> 00:16:52,880
NO. WELL, I KNOW.
I KNOW THAT I REALLY
NEED A WORKING KITCHEN

317
00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:55,710
BEFORE CHRISTMAS RUSH.
AND YOU JUST FIXED
MY SINK WITHOUT

318
00:16:55,710 --> 00:16:58,000
ANY PLUMBER CRACK
SHOWING.

319
00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:01,540
AND MY BROTHER
IS GOING TO BAIL.

320
00:17:01,540 --> 00:17:03,420
YEAH.

321
00:17:03,420 --> 00:17:05,830
I REALLY, REALLY
NEED YOUR HELP.
JUST A LITTLE BIT.

322
00:17:05,830 --> 00:17:07,540
JUST UP TO CHRISTMAS,
PLEASE?

323
00:17:11,580 --> 00:17:13,750
I'LL DO IT AS LONG AS
I GET TO STAY IN THE KITCHEN.

324
00:17:13,750 --> 00:17:15,540
OK.

325
00:17:13,750 --> 00:17:15,540
I'M NOT GOOD
WITH CUSTOMER SERVICE.

326
00:17:15,540 --> 00:17:19,250
OK. DEAL.

327
00:17:19,250 --> 00:17:20,710
GOT YOURSELF A NEW EMPLOYEE.

328
00:17:20,710 --> 00:17:23,120
SO ARE YOU GOOD
WITH STOVES?

329
00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:28,750
[POP MUSIC PLAYS]

330
00:18:16,380 --> 00:18:17,670
THINKING ABOUT
AUDITIONING TO BE

331
00:18:17,670 --> 00:18:19,420
AN EXTRA FOR THAT MOVIE
HERE IN TOWN.

332
00:18:19,420 --> 00:18:21,790
OOH.

333
00:18:21,790 --> 00:18:24,380
UNH. UNH.

334
00:18:24,380 --> 00:18:26,420
WHAT IS THAT?

335
00:18:24,380 --> 00:18:26,420
IT'S ME GETTING SHOT.

336
00:18:26,420 --> 00:18:28,670
THOUGHT IT WAS
A CHRISTMAS MOVIE.

337
00:18:28,670 --> 00:18:30,420
I DON'T KNOW. THEY SAID
THEY WERE LOOKING
FOR PEOPLE TO GET SHOT.

338
00:18:30,420 --> 00:18:34,540
HMM. WELL,
AS LONG AS YOU'RE WORKING.

339
00:18:44,460 --> 00:18:46,120
HI.

340
00:18:46,120 --> 00:18:47,580
HEY, GONZO.

341
00:18:50,460 --> 00:18:51,620
HI.

342
00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:56,540
SO IS HE GOOD? HOW WAS HE?

343
00:18:56,540 --> 00:18:59,080
SO LISTEN, I JUST WANTED
TO TELL YOU...

344
00:18:59,080 --> 00:19:00,880
I TOLD YOU
THAT I HAD A THING.

345
00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:04,380
YEAH.

346
00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:04,380
THE OTHER DAY.

347
00:19:04,380 --> 00:19:06,580
I WENT TO
A SUPPORT GROUP.

348
00:19:06,580 --> 00:19:09,580
IT'S FOR INATTENTIVE
PARTNERS.

349
00:19:09,580 --> 00:19:11,670
HERE.
SO LET'S MAKE A LIST

350
00:19:11,670 --> 00:19:14,000
OF ALL THE WAYS
THAT I HURT YOU.

351
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,460
UM,

352
00:19:16,460 --> 00:19:18,330
NUMBER ONE,
I FORGOT OUR
ANNIVERSARY.

353
00:19:18,330 --> 00:19:20,120
YES. YOU DID.

354
00:19:20,120 --> 00:19:22,040
NUMBER TWO, I STOOD YOU
UP ON OUR ANNIVERSARY

355
00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:23,620
WHEN I FINALLY
REMEMBERED IT.

356
00:19:23,620 --> 00:19:25,670
JUST BECAUSE I HAD OTHER
FRIENDS IN TOWN.

357
00:19:25,670 --> 00:19:28,880
NBA FINALS. I JUST--
I GOT CARRIED AWAY.

358
00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:31,250
NUMBER THREE,

359
00:19:31,250 --> 00:19:33,670
I BLAMED A LOT OF
OUR ARGUMENTS ON
YOUR MENSTRUAL CYCLE.

360
00:19:36,420 --> 00:19:39,210
I CRITICIZED YOU
FOR YOUR TERRIBLE
DRIVING SKILLS,

361
00:19:39,210 --> 00:19:42,210
AND THAT'S NOT OK.
BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE JUST
DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE.

362
00:19:42,210 --> 00:19:44,420
REALLY?

363
00:19:42,210 --> 00:19:44,420
NUMBER FIVE.

364
00:19:44,420 --> 00:19:46,170
I NEVER PAID YOU BACK
FOR THAT PLANE TICKET
YOU BOUGHT ME TO SPAIN,

365
00:19:46,170 --> 00:19:47,500
FIRST CLASS.

366
00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:49,170
YOU MUST HATE ME.

367
00:19:49,170 --> 00:19:52,670
I DON'T--
I DON'T HATE YOU, JARED.

368
00:19:52,670 --> 00:19:56,120
I WOULD PUNCH ME
IN MY THROAT AREA
RIGHT HERE.

369
00:19:56,120 --> 00:19:57,830
NOT GONNA PUNCH YOU.

370
00:19:57,830 --> 00:19:59,290
I HAVE ONE MORE
THAT I WANT TO SAY.

371
00:19:59,290 --> 00:20:02,580
AND THIS IS THE BIG ONE.

372
00:20:02,580 --> 00:20:05,080
YOU KNOW, TRISHA.

373
00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:06,960
YEAH. TRISHA.

374
00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:09,210
SHE'S YOUR BEST FRIEND.

375
00:20:09,210 --> 00:20:11,750
YES.

376
00:20:11,750 --> 00:20:14,040
I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT

377
00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:18,460
THAT SHE WAS JUST
REALLY, REALLY HOT.

378
00:20:23,330 --> 00:20:26,040
I DESERVE THAT.

379
00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:29,380
I--THANK YOU.

380
00:20:29,380 --> 00:20:33,540
OK. GAS PIPES
ARE CLEAN AND CLEAR.

381
00:20:33,540 --> 00:20:36,000
READY TO TAKE
THIS BAD BOY OUT.

382
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,420
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN
ALL OF MY LIFE?

383
00:20:38,420 --> 00:20:40,250
SACRAMENTO.

384
00:20:40,250 --> 00:20:42,830
NO. I'M SERIOUS.
WHAT WERE YOU DOING
BEFORE THIS?

385
00:20:42,830 --> 00:20:44,500
WHERE WERE YOU?

386
00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:48,500
GEEZ, ALL THE
QUESTIONS...

387
00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:52,500
I'M SERIOUS.
WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?

388
00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:55,540
I WAS HEADING TO L.A.
I HAD A BUDDY WITH
A CARPENTRY BUSINESS.

389
00:20:55,540 --> 00:20:57,170
I WAS GOING
TO HELP HIM OUT.

390
00:20:57,170 --> 00:20:59,290
I COULD GO WHENEVER,
SO...

391
00:20:59,290 --> 00:21:02,460
CASS, WE'RE REALLY LOW
ON TOILET PAPER. HEY.

392
00:21:02,460 --> 00:21:03,960
OK.

393
00:21:02,460 --> 00:21:03,960
JUST FYI.

394
00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:07,790
SORRY.

395
00:21:07,790 --> 00:21:10,460
SO YOU'RE A CARPENTER.

396
00:21:10,460 --> 00:21:12,580
I USED TO BE.

397
00:21:12,580 --> 00:21:14,420
NOW I'M JUST KIND OF
LOOKING.

398
00:21:14,420 --> 00:21:15,960
LOOKING FOR WHAT?

399
00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:17,710
YOUR SNOWBALL'S
GETTING STUCK.

400
00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:19,880
I'M SERIOUS.
WHAT DO YOU WANT?

401
00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:21,330
WHAT DO YOU WANT IN YOUR LIFE?

402
00:21:21,330 --> 00:21:24,500
DO YOU...WHAT DO YOU NEED
TO MAKE YOU HAPPY?

403
00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:30,750
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I WANT OR NEED.

404
00:21:30,750 --> 00:21:32,380
OK.

405
00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:37,920
MAYBE I JUST GOT
TO LIVE A LITTLE.

406
00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:40,210
ENJOY WHAT'S
IN FRONT OF ME.

407
00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:44,120
BUT YOU KNOW RIGHT NOW
I'M FEELING PRETTY GOOD.

408
00:21:44,120 --> 00:21:47,290
YEAH.

409
00:21:44,120 --> 00:21:47,290
ALTHOUGH.

410
00:21:47,290 --> 00:21:50,460
I COULD THINK OF
ONE THING THAT COULD
MAKE IT BETTER.

411
00:21:50,460 --> 00:21:52,580
WHAT'S THAT?

412
00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:56,830
A DIRTY SNOWBALL.

413
00:22:06,330 --> 00:22:08,960
OH, NO...NO.

414
00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:10,920
NO?

415
00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:13,210
NO.

416
00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:13,210
OH, MY GOSH.
YOU DON'T LIKE IT.

417
00:22:13,210 --> 00:22:15,580
IT'S THE GREATEST THING
I'VE EVER TASTED
IN MY LIFE.

418
00:22:15,580 --> 00:22:17,250
I KNEW IT!

419
00:22:15,580 --> 00:22:17,250
OK.

420
00:22:17,250 --> 00:22:18,790
WHY AREN'T YOU
SELLING THIS?

421
00:22:18,790 --> 00:22:21,460
I DON'T KNOW,
BECAUSE THE ONLY PEOPLE

422
00:22:21,460 --> 00:22:23,880
THAT LIKE ANYTHING
WITH THE WORD DIRT IN IT
IS LIKE A 12 YEAR OLD.

423
00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:25,670
CHANGE THE NAME.

424
00:22:25,670 --> 00:22:27,250
TO WHAT?

425
00:22:27,250 --> 00:22:28,920
WHAT COULD WE CALL THEM?

426
00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:31,460
SINFUL SNOWBALLS.

427
00:22:31,460 --> 00:22:33,460
PEOPLE LIKE TO BE BAD
OVER THE HOLIDAYS.

428
00:22:33,460 --> 00:22:36,250
AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED
TO DECIDE IF YOU WANT
TO BE NAUGHTY OR NICE?

429
00:22:36,250 --> 00:22:38,290
NOTHING WRONG WITH
A LITTLE NAUGHTINESS
IN MY OPINION.

430
00:22:38,290 --> 00:22:40,750
NOT SCARED OF COALS
IN YOUR STOCKING?

431
00:22:40,750 --> 00:22:43,500
NO. THANK YOU.

432
00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:55,120
[CLAMORING]

433
00:22:55,120 --> 00:22:58,080
COME ON. YOU GUYS,
GET OUT OF HERE.

434
00:22:58,080 --> 00:23:00,080
RIGHT IN THE CAMERA.
RIGHT IN THE CAMERA.

435
00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:03,040
SMILE BIG! SMILE BIG!

436
00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:05,380
WHO ARE YOU?

437
00:23:05,380 --> 00:23:08,210
LISTEN, I'M SORRY.

438
00:23:08,210 --> 00:23:12,380
ALEX!

439
00:23:18,710 --> 00:23:21,210
NO! NO!

440
00:23:21,210 --> 00:23:23,210
I KNEW THAT I RECOGNIZED HIM.

441
00:23:23,210 --> 00:23:24,580
ME TOO.

442
00:23:24,580 --> 00:23:26,380
HOW COULD YOU GUYS
NOT SAY ANYTHING?

443
00:23:26,380 --> 00:23:28,420
ONCE I GOT TO KNOW HIM
I SORT OF FORGOT
THAT I KNEW HIM.

444
00:23:28,420 --> 00:23:30,960
I LEAVE THE RETREAT,
WHICH WAS AMAZING BY THE WAY.

445
00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:32,540
THANKS FOR ASKING.

446
00:23:32,540 --> 00:23:33,960
AND I CHECK MY PHONE.
AND WHAT DO I SEE?

447
00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:36,420
YOU MAKING OUT WITH ALEX GRAY.

448
00:23:36,420 --> 00:23:38,620
I DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHY THIS IS SUCH A BIG DEAL.

449
00:23:38,620 --> 00:23:40,790
BECAUSE HE'S ONE OF
THE BIGGEST MOVIE STARS
IN THE WORLD.

450
00:23:40,790 --> 00:23:42,790
AND OBVIOUSLY INTO YOU.

451
00:23:42,790 --> 00:23:46,210
A MOVIE STAR.
A FAMOUS MOVIE STAR.
I FEEL SO STUPID.

452
00:23:46,210 --> 00:23:47,580
IT'S LIKE I'M LIKE
SOME SMALL TOWN GROUPIE

453
00:23:47,580 --> 00:23:49,540
THAT HE CAN JUST ROMANCE
AND THEN TAKE OFF.

454
00:23:51,620 --> 00:23:54,580
WHO'S SKYLAR ST. JEAN?

455
00:23:54,580 --> 00:23:56,460
ALEX'S EX-FIANCEE, REMEMBER?
I TOLD YOU ABOUT HER.

456
00:23:56,460 --> 00:23:59,080
SHE'S THE ONE THAT GOT
INTO THE UNIVERSE BOOK.

457
00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:00,710
OH, DUMPED HIM.
OH MY GOSH.

458
00:24:00,710 --> 00:24:02,330
SHE IS A TOTAL BABE.

459
00:24:02,330 --> 00:24:04,000
SHE'S SO PRETTY.

460
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,380
I WOULD NEVER HAVE
A CHANCE COMPARED TO HER.

461
00:24:21,250 --> 00:24:24,620
MAN: ♪ WE WISH YOU
A MERRY CHRISTMAS ♪

462
00:24:24,620 --> 00:24:26,080
♪ WE WISH YOU
A MERRY CHRISTMAS ♪

463
00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:27,250
MERRY CHRISTMAS, OFFICER.

464
00:24:28,500 --> 00:24:30,330
CHRISTMAS?

465
00:24:32,120 --> 00:24:34,330
LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING ABOUT
CHRISTMAS.

466
00:24:34,330 --> 00:24:36,830
YOU LOOK AROUND,
YOU SEE LIGHTS,
TREES, PRESENTS.

467
00:24:36,830 --> 00:24:38,460
ALL THAT GOOD
CHEER CRAP.

468
00:24:38,460 --> 00:24:40,210
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I SEE?
I SEE PAST THE PRESENTS

469
00:24:40,210 --> 00:24:42,000
AND PAST
THE WRAPPING PAPER

470
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:46,460
AND I SEE A WORLD
THAT IS QUICKLY
FALLING APART.

471
00:24:46,460 --> 00:24:49,000
AND CUT.

472
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:51,920
YOU OK? I DIDN'T
HURT YOU, DID IT?

473
00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:54,330
THAT WAS AWESOME.

474
00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:54,330
THANKS.

475
00:24:54,330 --> 00:24:56,210
YOU GUYS ALL DID GREAT.
GOOD JOB.

476
00:24:56,210 --> 00:24:58,920
WHEW. TURN AROUND.
TAKE FIVE.

477
00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:01,080
I CAN SO DO THAT.

478
00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:04,540
I CAN CAROL.
I CAN GET SHOVED AROUND
BY ALEX GRAY.

479
00:25:04,540 --> 00:25:06,380
SO GO DO IT THEN.

480
00:25:06,380 --> 00:25:08,500
I WILL.

481
00:25:08,500 --> 00:25:09,710
REALLY SOON.

482
00:25:09,710 --> 00:25:11,210
YEAH.

483
00:25:23,170 --> 00:25:25,580
YOU.

484
00:25:25,580 --> 00:25:28,580
REALLY?

485
00:25:28,580 --> 00:25:30,580
I WANT TO HIRE YOU.

486
00:25:30,580 --> 00:25:34,080
THE OFFICIAL DESSERT
CATERER OF "THE LAST
CHRISTMAS CAROL."

487
00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:36,380
WE WRAP CHRISTMAS EVE.

488
00:25:36,380 --> 00:25:39,080
THAT'S REALLY GREAT.

489
00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:43,170
BUT I ACTUALLY MAKE
ALL MY YEARLY INCOME
AT AROUND CHRISTMAS TIME.

490
00:25:43,170 --> 00:25:46,790
AND IF I'M NOT AT THE SHOP
THEN IT'S SETTING ME UP
FOR LIKE A DISASTER.

491
00:25:46,790 --> 00:25:50,040
AND NEXT YEAR
WITH EVERYTHING. SO...

492
00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:52,040
WE'LL PAY YOU DOUBLE
THE PRICE.

493
00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:54,420
SURE.

494
00:25:54,420 --> 00:25:56,170
YOU GOING TO HELP ME?

495
00:25:56,170 --> 00:25:57,420
OF COURSE
I'M GOING TO HELP.

496
00:25:57,420 --> 00:26:00,500
HEY, CASS.

497
00:26:00,500 --> 00:26:02,920
I CAN'T DO THIS RIGHT NOW.

498
00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:04,750
I'D REALLY LOVE ONE
OF THOSE CUPCAKES
AND A CHANCE TO TALK.

499
00:26:04,750 --> 00:26:07,710
I RALLY DON'T HAVE ANY TIME.
I HAVE SO MUCH TO DO.

500
00:26:07,710 --> 00:26:08,830
I HAVE TO BAKE THESE THINGS.
YOUR DIRECTOR OR WHATEVER YOU
CALL HIM...

501
00:26:08,830 --> 00:26:10,620
YOU HAVE TIME.
YOU'RE GOOD.

502
00:26:10,620 --> 00:26:12,540
WE GOT YOU COVERED.

503
00:26:12,540 --> 00:26:15,250
PERFECT. WELL JUST GIVE
ME A CHANCE TO EXPLAIN.

504
00:26:15,250 --> 00:26:17,120
I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING
TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT.

505
00:26:17,120 --> 00:26:18,170
IN MY TRAILER.
WE CAN TALK ABOUT IT.
IT'S AIR CONDITIONED.

506
00:26:22,500 --> 00:26:24,880
HOW COULD YOU LIE TO ME?

507
00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:26,290
WHAT EXACTLY DID I LIE ABOUT?

508
00:26:26,290 --> 00:26:27,960
YOU'RE A MOVIE STAR.

509
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:31,330
I DIDN'T LIE ABOUT THAT.
JUST LEFT THAT PART OUT.

510
00:26:31,330 --> 00:26:33,380
THAT'S THE SAME THING.
EVERYTHING YOU TOLD ME,
IT'S NOT TRUE.

511
00:26:33,380 --> 00:26:34,830
A.J. A.J.?

512
00:26:34,830 --> 00:26:35,790
MY FRIENDS CALL ME A.J.

513
00:26:35,790 --> 00:26:37,790
MY DAD'S NAME'S ALEX.

514
00:26:37,790 --> 00:26:41,500
GROWING UP, I HELPED HIM
DO PLUMBING JOBS,
CARPENTRY STUFF.

515
00:26:41,500 --> 00:26:44,380
I THOUGHT I WANTED
TO BE AN ACTOR SO I MOVED
OUT TO HOLLYWOOD

516
00:26:44,380 --> 00:26:47,920
SO YOU FOUND
THE NOBODY GIRL

517
00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:51,330
AND JUST USED YOUR
HANDIWORK STUFF ON ME.

518
00:26:51,330 --> 00:26:53,790
NO. CASSIE, I--

519
00:26:53,790 --> 00:26:56,210
I CAME HERE BECAUSE
I WANTED TO GET AWAY FROM L.A.

520
00:26:56,210 --> 00:26:57,710
I WANT TO GET AWAY
FROM THE PAPARAZZI.

521
00:26:57,710 --> 00:27:00,790
I WASN'T PLANNING ON
MEETING ANYBODY.

522
00:27:00,790 --> 00:27:02,830
AND DENVER TELLS ME CHECK OUT
THIS CUPCAKE PLACE.

523
00:27:02,830 --> 00:27:04,790
I WALK IN AND THERE YOU ARE.

524
00:27:04,790 --> 00:27:07,920
AND FOR SOME REASON,
YOU'RE THE ONE PERSON
ON THE PLANET

525
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:11,250
WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHO I AM.

526
00:27:11,250 --> 00:27:13,250
YOU MUST THINK
I'M SUCH AN IDIOT.

527
00:27:13,250 --> 00:27:14,620
NO. I THOUGHT
YOU WERE AMAZING.

528
00:27:14,620 --> 00:27:17,830
IT'S GREAT. I CAN BE
THE GUY I USED TO BE.

529
00:27:17,830 --> 00:27:20,790
THE ONE WHO FIXES
GAS PIPES OR WATER
DRIPPINGS.

530
00:27:20,790 --> 00:27:24,750
SO YOU CAME HERE
JUST FOR YOUR MOVIE.
AND THEN WHAT?

531
00:27:24,750 --> 00:27:26,460
YOU WERE JUST NEVER
GOING TO COME BACK?

532
00:27:26,460 --> 00:27:29,170
NO.

533
00:27:29,170 --> 00:27:31,120
I GUESS I REALLY
HADN'T THOUGHT
THAT FAR THROUGH.

534
00:27:31,120 --> 00:27:34,080
WELL, I NEED SOMEBODY
THAT THINKS THOSE
KIND OF THINGS THROUGH,

535
00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:36,250
SOMEBODY THAT IS HONEST WITH ME,
SOMEBODY THAT I CAN TRUST.

536
00:27:36,250 --> 00:27:37,620
WAIT A SECOND.
I'M NOT JARED.

537
00:27:37,620 --> 00:27:39,750
WHAT ABOUT JARED?

538
00:27:39,750 --> 00:27:43,040
I ASKED TRISHA,
AND I MAY HAVE SEEN
YOU GUYS TRADING OFF

539
00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:44,290
YOUR DOG IN THE ALLEY.

540
00:27:44,290 --> 00:27:45,960
THAT SOUNDS REALLY WEIRD.

541
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:47,540
YES.
IT'S A LITTLE WEIRD.

542
00:27:47,540 --> 00:27:49,710
THAT--

543
00:27:49,710 --> 00:27:54,040
I REALLY LIKE YOU.
AND I WANT TO GET
TO KNOW YOU BETTER.

544
00:27:54,040 --> 00:28:00,080
WELL, YOU CAN JUST KNOW
THAT I'M NOBODY
AND YOU'RE SOMEBODY.

545
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:02,380
AND THIS IS JUST
NEVER GOING TO WORK.

546
00:28:13,580 --> 00:28:16,540
WHAT? OH.

547
00:28:16,540 --> 00:28:18,960
NO, DON'T. I DON'T WANT
TO KNOW ANYTHING.

548
00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:20,830
HE WAS DATING
THREE GIRLS AT ONCE

549
00:28:20,830 --> 00:28:23,710
AND NONE OF THEM KNEW
ABOUT EACH OTHER?

550
00:28:23,710 --> 00:28:26,500
HE USED TO GET INTO
FIGHTS, LOTS OF THEM.

551
00:28:26,500 --> 00:28:30,380
OH. OH, HE WAS ARRESTED
MULTIPLE TIMES.

552
00:28:30,380 --> 00:28:33,040
AND HE KNOCKED OUT
HIS PAROLE OFFICER.

553
00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:35,250
IT DOESN'T MATTER, OK.
IT'S OVER. I TOLD YOU.

554
00:28:35,250 --> 00:28:37,000
BUT HE'S TRYING TO CLEAN
UP HIS ACT.

555
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:38,750
HE'S VOLUNTEERING AT
A CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL.

556
00:28:38,750 --> 00:28:42,000
AND HE SAYS THAT
HE'S HOPING FOR
A SECOND CHANCE.

557
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:45,080
DUDES, GUESS WHO GOT A JOB
AS AN EXTRA ON "THE LAST
CHRISTMAS CAROL?"

558
00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:48,170
I VISUALIZED THE JOB
ON SET AND I GOT IT.

559
00:28:48,170 --> 00:28:50,170
SAY HELLO TO VICTIM
NUMBER TWO.

560
00:28:50,170 --> 00:28:52,290
COOL. MOVE OUT NOW.

561
00:28:50,170 --> 00:28:52,290
BABY STEPS.

562
00:28:52,290 --> 00:28:54,540
WAIT. THIS IS PERFECT.

563
00:28:54,540 --> 00:28:56,920
NOW ZACK CAN SPY
ON ALEX.

564
00:28:56,920 --> 00:29:00,080
EW.

565
00:28:56,920 --> 00:29:00,080
WHOA. WHOA.

566
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:01,830
ONLY IF IT DOESN'T
INTERFERE WITH
MY METHOD.

567
00:29:01,830 --> 00:29:04,580
NO. NOBODY'S SPYING
ON ANYONE.

568
00:29:04,580 --> 00:29:06,670
YOU GUYS, HE HAS
A TWITTER ACCOUNT.

569
00:29:06,670 --> 00:29:08,750
DON'T DO IT!
DON'T DO IT!

570
00:29:08,750 --> 00:29:11,790
"FEELING KIND OF BLUE.
DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT ANYBODY.

571
00:29:11,790 --> 00:29:14,040
BUT I LOST SOMEBODY
IMPORTANT TO ME ANYWAY."

572
00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:16,580
THE TIME STAMP IS 3:17PM.

573
00:29:16,580 --> 00:29:18,380
ISN'T THAT
WHEN HE LEFT HIS TRAILER?

574
00:29:18,380 --> 00:29:20,880
OH, MY GOD.
HE'S TALKING ABOUT YOU.

575
00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:22,460
COME ON, WHY IS HE
DOING THIS TO ME?

576
00:29:22,460 --> 00:29:24,080
BECAUSE HE LIKES YOU.

577
00:29:22,460 --> 00:29:24,080
AND?

578
00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:27,210
SOMETIMES
THERE IS NO "AND," CASS.

579
00:29:29,250 --> 00:29:31,420
HEY.

580
00:29:31,420 --> 00:29:32,830
I'M READING THAT.

581
00:29:32,830 --> 00:29:34,540
SERIOUSLY? GUYS?

582
00:29:34,540 --> 00:29:36,170
CASS, GIVE IT HERE.

583
00:29:36,170 --> 00:29:37,710
ZACK, THIS IS MY LIFE.

584
00:29:48,420 --> 00:29:52,000
ALL RIGHT, THE KITCHEN
IS ON THE FRITZ AND
WE ARE UNDERSTAFFED.

585
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,250
SO WHAT DO YOU WANT?
CUPCAKE? THANK YOU.

586
00:29:54,250 --> 00:29:59,170
ALL RIGHT. CHOCOLATE.
THANK YOU.

587
00:29:59,170 --> 00:30:01,380
WHERE'S ZACK AND TRISHA?

588
00:30:01,380 --> 00:30:05,460
DON'T KNOW. ZACK HAS
A JOB AND TRISHA'S DOING
MORE VISUALIZATION.

589
00:30:05,460 --> 00:30:07,790
OOH. GAS VALVE'S
ON THE FRITZ AGAIN?

590
00:30:07,790 --> 00:30:09,210
YEAH.

591
00:30:09,210 --> 00:30:11,500
OK. TAKE 10 PEOPLE.
WE'RE GOING BACK.

592
00:30:11,500 --> 00:30:13,880
HEY, WE'LL BE--

593
00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:15,080
CASS?

594
00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:15,080
WHAT?

595
00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:16,250
LET ME HELP YOU.

596
00:30:16,250 --> 00:30:17,460
NO, I DON'T NEED
YOUR HELP.

597
00:30:17,460 --> 00:30:18,920
I KNOW I HAVE
SOME BAGGAGE, OK?

598
00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:21,000
I'M SURE YOU'VE READ--

599
00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:21,000
YEAH. YOU DO.

600
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:22,540
NOT EVERYTHING
THEY WRITE IS TRUE.

601
00:30:22,540 --> 00:30:24,420
OK. SO YOU DIDN'T GET
WRITTEN UP FOR PROBATION

602
00:30:24,420 --> 00:30:26,170
FOR FIGHTING AN
AUSTRALIAN RUGBY TEAM?

603
00:30:26,170 --> 00:30:28,620
OK. THAT ONE'S TRUE.
BUT SOME OF THE OTHER AREN'T.

604
00:30:28,620 --> 00:30:31,120
THAT'S NOT THE POINT.
LOOK. I'M SORRY, OK?

605
00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:33,330
I DIDN'T MEAN TO DECEIVE YOU.

606
00:30:33,330 --> 00:30:36,670
BUT YOU NEED HELP HERE.
SO LET ME HELP YOU.

607
00:30:36,670 --> 00:30:38,670
OK. FINE. I NEED YOU
TO LOOK AT THE SINK.

608
00:30:38,670 --> 00:30:40,540
I NEED YOU TO LOOK
AT THE OVEN.

609
00:30:40,540 --> 00:30:41,750
I NEED YOU TO LOOK
AT THE FRIDGE.
IT'S ACTING UP AGAIN.

610
00:30:41,750 --> 00:30:43,120
AND I REALLY, REALLY,
REALLY NEED HELP

611
00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:45,080
WITH THE CHRISTMAS
WREATHS ON THE CUPCAKES.

612
00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:48,330
WREATHS. I LOVE WREATHS.
PERFECT. I WILL DO IT.
ABUSE ME. I LIKE IT.

613
00:30:48,330 --> 00:30:49,710
GO.

614
00:30:48,330 --> 00:30:49,710
OK.

615
00:30:49,710 --> 00:30:52,040
OK. OK. I HAVE TO GO.

616
00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:53,080
WHOA. SHE'S SO HOT.

617
00:30:56,540 --> 00:30:58,420
YOU DON'T GET TIRED
OF CUPCAKES ALL THE TIME?

618
00:30:58,420 --> 00:31:01,000
NO. IT'S THE NAME
OF THE STORE AND
IF IT SELLS, SELL IT.

619
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:04,620
I DON'T KNOW.
I THINK YOU SHOULD TRY
A SINFUL SNOWBALL.

620
00:31:04,620 --> 00:31:06,710
NEVER KNOW.
IT COULD BE LEGIT.

621
00:31:06,710 --> 00:31:08,670
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT.
WE'LL SEE.

622
00:31:08,670 --> 00:31:12,380
HEY, CASS,
SORRY I'M LATE.

623
00:31:12,380 --> 00:31:15,040
HEY, I HAD A DREAM
ABOUT THIS GUY LAST NIGHT.

624
00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:16,540
HE WAS WEARING A BERET
AND HE WAS PAINTING

625
00:31:16,540 --> 00:31:18,210
SNOW-CAPPED FORESTS
WITH BOB ROSS.

626
00:31:19,830 --> 00:31:22,830
I MISS THAT LITTLE UNDERBITE.
GIVE ME A KISS.

627
00:31:28,290 --> 00:31:31,420
ALEX GRAY.

628
00:31:31,420 --> 00:31:33,790
WHAT?

629
00:31:33,790 --> 00:31:35,750
YEAH. ALEX, THIS IS JARED.

630
00:31:35,750 --> 00:31:38,120
JARED, HEARD A LOT
ABOUT YOU, BUDDY.

631
00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:42,710
YEAH.

632
00:31:42,710 --> 00:31:46,120
I--I--

633
00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:48,290
GOOD JOB ON YOUR
LAST FILM. THAT WAS
A COOL VAMPIRE MOVIE.

634
00:31:48,290 --> 00:31:50,210
THANK YOU. APPRECIATE IT.

635
00:31:50,210 --> 00:31:51,920
NO. MY FRIEND SAW IT.
SAID THAT THE GIRL WAS
REALLY GOOD IN IT.

636
00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:53,710
THANK YOU.

637
00:31:53,710 --> 00:31:55,710
QUESTION THOUGH
FOR AN ACTOR.

638
00:31:55,710 --> 00:31:57,880
YOU KNOW WHEN YOU HAVE
THE ABS, DO THEY REALLY
PAINT THOSE ON?

639
00:31:57,880 --> 00:31:59,040
SERIOUS QUESTION.

640
00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:02,290
UM, WELL, I CAN'T
SPEAK FROM--

641
00:32:02,290 --> 00:32:04,460
MINE ARE REAL, YES.

642
00:32:04,460 --> 00:32:05,880
I'LL LET YOU GUYS--

643
00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:07,120
I'M JUST ASKING
A LOT OF QUESTIONS.

644
00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:09,210
I'VE NEVER MET
A CELEBRITY BEFORE.

645
00:32:09,210 --> 00:32:10,790
THAT'S CRAZY
THAT YOU'RE HERE.

646
00:32:10,790 --> 00:32:12,540
YEAH. THAT'S FUNNY.

647
00:32:12,540 --> 00:32:14,170
HEY, COME HERE.

648
00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:18,460
WHAT'S ALEX GRAY DOING
IN YOUR KITCHEN?

649
00:32:18,460 --> 00:32:21,420
'CAUSE I CAN HELP YOU
GET HIM OUT OF HERE
IF YOU WANT.

650
00:32:21,420 --> 00:32:23,920
NO. THAT'S WEIRD.
HE'S MY FRIEND.

651
00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:25,580
SO LIKE WHAT
KIND OF FRIEND?

652
00:32:25,580 --> 00:32:28,120
LIKE A FRIEND.
A FRIEND WITH BENEFITS?

653
00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:30,580
HE'S FRIEND.
HE'S A FRIEND FRIEND.

654
00:32:30,580 --> 00:32:36,170
I'VE BEEN THINKING.
I THINK THAT MAYBE
I MADE A MISTAKE.

655
00:32:36,170 --> 00:32:37,960
YOU KIDDING? OH, MY GOD.
I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS.

656
00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:40,460
HOLD ON. WAIT.
THEN WE'LL TALK
TOMORROW.

657
00:32:40,460 --> 00:32:41,830
IT'S A DATE.

658
00:32:41,830 --> 00:32:44,040
IT'S NOT A DATE.

659
00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:46,000
IT'S DEFINITELY A DATE.

660
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:47,960
IT'S NOT. THAT'S SO WEIRD.

661
00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:51,420
SEE YA. OH, MY GOD.
THAT'S SO FUNNY.

662
00:32:51,420 --> 00:32:53,960
YOU KNOW HOW
TO MAKE ME LAUGH.

663
00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:55,880
THERE'S JUST SO MUCH
HISTORY THAT WE HAVE.

664
00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:57,830
I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.

665
00:32:57,830 --> 00:32:59,540
SEE YA.

666
00:32:57,830 --> 00:32:59,540
SEE YA.

667
00:32:59,540 --> 00:33:02,210
GOOD LUCK WITH STUFF.

668
00:33:02,210 --> 00:33:04,170
YOU TOO, JARED.

669
00:33:07,380 --> 00:33:10,080
WOW. THE GUY'S A TOOL.

670
00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:13,170
WELL, AT LEAST
HE DOESN'T FALL ASLEEP
AT DOG PARKS.

671
00:33:13,170 --> 00:33:16,330
YOU REALLY ARE LOOKING UP
EVERYTHING ON ME, HUH?

672
00:33:16,330 --> 00:33:19,500
SEARCH AWAY.
JUST MEANS YOU'RE INTERESTED.

673
00:33:19,500 --> 00:33:22,170
NO I'M NOT.
I HAVE TO GO.

674
00:33:22,170 --> 00:33:23,540
HOLD IT.

675
00:33:23,540 --> 00:33:25,210
WASN'T A DOG PARK.

676
00:33:25,210 --> 00:33:26,790
IT WAS MY NEIGHBOR'S
FRONT LAWN.

677
00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:33,880
HELLO, LITTLE CHILD.
YOU WILL BE NEXT TO SIT
ON SANTA'S LAP.

678
00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:36,080
ARE YOU EXCITED?

679
00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:40,500
NO, OF COURSE NOT.
YOU THINK IT'S MY FIRST TIME,
FRECKLE FACE?

680
00:33:40,500 --> 00:33:42,670
HO, HO, HO.

681
00:33:42,670 --> 00:33:44,750
AND WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR
CHRISTMAS, LITTLE MAN?

682
00:33:44,750 --> 00:33:48,290
I WANT "CODE DEATH" AND
"OPERATION: ANNIHILATION."

683
00:33:48,290 --> 00:33:50,380
EVERYBODY GET DOWN!

684
00:33:50,380 --> 00:33:52,040
I'M POLICE.

685
00:33:53,380 --> 00:33:54,290
DENVER: CUT.

686
00:33:57,920 --> 00:33:59,750
HEY, NICE JOB.

687
00:33:59,750 --> 00:34:02,420
[INDISTINCT] CHANGED
MY TIRE IN THE PARKING
LOT TODAY.

688
00:34:02,420 --> 00:34:04,290
FINALLY GOT HIS HANDS DIRTY.

689
00:34:04,290 --> 00:34:06,790
SO MANDY WAS HITTING ON
ALEX AT THE PARTY
THE OTHER NIGHT.

690
00:34:06,790 --> 00:34:08,540
HE TOTALLY SHUT HER OFF.

691
00:34:08,540 --> 00:34:11,120
I MEAN, I HEAR
HE'S INTERESTED
IN SOMEBODY ELSE.

692
00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:13,580
LUCKY HER, HE'S SO CUTE.

693
00:34:13,580 --> 00:34:15,380
HE IS.

694
00:34:15,380 --> 00:34:19,880
UNIVERSE, IF THIS IS YOU,
YOU ARE SO NOT SUBTLE.

695
00:34:22,210 --> 00:34:24,460
NO.

696
00:34:24,460 --> 00:34:27,250
HEY, CASSIE, DELIVERY FOR YOU.

697
00:34:27,250 --> 00:34:28,380
HEY, THANK YOU.

698
00:34:28,380 --> 00:34:30,380
NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THAT.

699
00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:33,290
THERE YOU GO.

700
00:34:33,290 --> 00:34:34,960
THANKS.

701
00:34:37,620 --> 00:34:40,170
OH, HANDS OFF!

702
00:34:40,170 --> 00:34:41,920
WHATEVER.

703
00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:43,460
ALL RIGHT, THANKS.

704
00:34:45,460 --> 00:34:47,250
OK. WHAT IS THIS?

705
00:34:50,380 --> 00:34:53,380
YOU DESERVE SOME SPARKLE
IN YOUR LIFE.

706
00:34:56,580 --> 00:34:57,790
[GASP]

707
00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:04,960
OK. SO WHAT ARE YOU
GOING TO DO?

708
00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:07,710
WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
WHAT AM I GONNA DO?

709
00:35:07,710 --> 00:35:09,000
I'M GONNA GIVE IT BACK.

710
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:11,500
COME ON,
AT LEAST GIVE IT TO CHARITY.

711
00:35:11,500 --> 00:35:13,120
GIVE IT TO ME.

712
00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:14,670
I'M NOT GIVING IT
TO YOU. NO, NO, NO.

713
00:35:14,670 --> 00:35:16,080
I'M GIVING IT BACK.

714
00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:19,380
YOU ARE NO FUN AT ALL,
I TELL YOU WHAT.

715
00:35:20,670 --> 00:35:23,460
HELLO?

716
00:35:23,460 --> 00:35:25,330
HEY.

717
00:35:25,330 --> 00:35:28,500
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

718
00:35:28,500 --> 00:35:31,880
WHY WOULD YOU GET ME THIS?

719
00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:33,790
BECAUSE GIRLS LIKE THAT.

720
00:35:33,790 --> 00:35:36,460
NO. I AM NOT A MOVIE STAR
WALKING ON A RED CARPET.

721
00:35:36,460 --> 00:35:40,170
I'M A BAKER. I HAVE FLOUR,
SUGAR ALL OVER ME 24/7.

722
00:35:40,170 --> 00:35:43,620
THE LAST TIME I WORE A DRESS
WAS AT MY AUNT'S WEDDING
A YEAR AGO.

723
00:35:43,620 --> 00:35:46,790
AND I'M...
I'M GOING TO BAKE THEM.

724
00:35:46,790 --> 00:35:48,330
THEY'RE DIAMOND EARRINGS.
I'M GOING TO BAKE THEM.

725
00:35:48,330 --> 00:35:49,750
WHY DO I FEEL LIKE
YOU'RE ABOUT TO HIT ME?

726
00:35:49,750 --> 00:35:52,540
I'M SORRY.
THIS IS REALLY NICE.

727
00:35:52,540 --> 00:35:54,250
JUST TOO NICE FOR ME.

728
00:35:54,250 --> 00:35:56,960
YOU'RE AMAZING.

729
00:35:56,960 --> 00:36:00,620
I JUST THREATENED YOU
PHYSICALLY WITH JEWELRY.

730
00:36:00,620 --> 00:36:02,120
OTHER WOMEN I HAVE
DATED HAVE BEEN

731
00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:04,750
IMPRESSED BY
EXPENSIVE THINGS.

732
00:36:04,750 --> 00:36:06,620
BUT YOU ARE NOT LIKE
OTHER WOMEN.

733
00:36:06,620 --> 00:36:09,460
I'M SORRY.
I SHOULD HAVE
KNOWN BETTER.

734
00:36:09,460 --> 00:36:14,670
UNH. I'M SORRY.
I'VE BEEN TOTALLY CRAZY.

735
00:36:14,670 --> 00:36:18,040
IT'S OK. BUT JUST KNOW
THAT IT'S OK

736
00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:20,420
TO LET SOMEONE ELSE DO
SOMETHING NICE FOR YOU.

737
00:36:20,420 --> 00:36:22,830
YOU DESERVE IT.

738
00:36:22,830 --> 00:36:24,750
OK. BUT IF YOU WANT TO DO
SOMETHING NICE FOR ME,

739
00:36:24,750 --> 00:36:27,960
GET ME A PLUMBER
OR COMFY SHOES.

740
00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:29,580
SINK FROM THE SHOP
OUT AGAIN?

741
00:36:29,580 --> 00:36:32,170
NO, IT'S AT MY HOUSE.
AND I WANT TO TAKE A BATH

742
00:36:32,170 --> 00:36:33,960
AND MY BROTHER'S CRAP'S
ALWAYS IN THE TUB BECAUSE
HE DOESN'T DO ANYTHING.

743
00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:38,460
AND MY FEET HURT.
AND YOU'RE CHARMING
AND GORGEOUS.

744
00:36:38,460 --> 00:36:39,920
YOU THINK I'M GORGEOUS.

745
00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:41,580
YES. AND YOU STRESS ME OUT.

746
00:36:41,580 --> 00:36:44,420
STRESS YOU OUT.
OK. WHAT CAN I DO?

747
00:36:44,420 --> 00:36:46,540
HOW CAN I HELP YOU?

748
00:36:46,540 --> 00:36:51,540
YOU COULD--YOU COULD
STOP BEING AWESOME.

749
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:57,290
AND I HAVE TO GO.
I HAVE TO GO.

750
00:37:03,540 --> 00:37:05,580
THANK YOU.

751
00:37:05,580 --> 00:37:07,250
OH, MY GOSH,
I'M ON A MOVIE SET.
THIS IS CRAZY.

752
00:37:07,250 --> 00:37:08,920
HI.

753
00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:10,420
I HAD TO SHOW THEM MY ID.
IT'S CRAZY.

754
00:37:10,420 --> 00:37:12,830
HA HA. I FEEL FANCY.

755
00:37:12,830 --> 00:37:15,620
SO, CASSIE, I'VE BEEN THINKING.
WE SHOULD BE CREATIVE

756
00:37:15,620 --> 00:37:17,500
WITH OUR GIFTS THIS YEAR.
LET'S DO ARTS AND CRAFTS.

757
00:37:17,500 --> 00:37:19,290
LET'S DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT.

758
00:37:19,290 --> 00:37:23,290
UH, I DON'T THINK
WE SHOULD DO ANYTHING
THIS YEAR.

759
00:37:23,290 --> 00:37:24,920
NOTHING?

760
00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:28,120
GONZO, WHO WANTS
A TUMMY RUB?

761
00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:29,830
WHO WANTS A TUMMY RUB?

762
00:37:29,830 --> 00:37:32,540
OH, HE LOVES TUMMY RUBS.

763
00:37:32,540 --> 00:37:36,040
OH, THAT'S SO FUNNY
THAT I KNOW THAT BECAUSE
HE'S MY DOG.

764
00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:38,290
HE'S CASSIE'S DOG,
ISN'T HE?

765
00:37:38,290 --> 00:37:40,290
YOU BROKE UP WITH HER.

766
00:37:40,290 --> 00:37:43,080
I'M JUST CURIOUS
HOW YOU HAVE A CLAIM
OVER THE LITTLE GUY.

767
00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:44,330
I'M STILL ATTACHED
TO THE DOG, OK?

768
00:37:44,330 --> 00:37:46,620
WE GO WAY BACK.
WE HAVE HISTORY.

769
00:37:46,620 --> 00:37:49,380
AND HE HAS FEELINGS TOO.
AND I'M NOT JUST GOING
TO RUN AWAY.

770
00:37:49,380 --> 00:37:52,790
I GET IT. YOU FEEL
STUPID ABOUT BREAKING UP
WITH CASSIE.

771
00:37:52,790 --> 00:37:54,460
AND YOU'RE USING THE DOG
AS A WAY OF TRYING
TO GET HER BACK.

772
00:37:54,460 --> 00:37:56,880
WOW. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME.

773
00:37:56,880 --> 00:37:58,620
AND YOU'RE ASSUMING
ALL THIS STUFF.
WHAT ARE YOU, MY SHRINK?

774
00:37:58,620 --> 00:37:59,790
JUST CALLING IT
LIKE I SEE IT.

775
00:37:59,790 --> 00:38:01,620
ALEX--

776
00:38:01,620 --> 00:38:02,920
I'VE KNOWN CASSIE
FOR FOUR YEARS.

777
00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:04,790
I'VE KNOW GONZO
SINCE HE WAS A PUPPY.

778
00:38:04,790 --> 00:38:07,880
YOU'VE BEEN HERE FOR WHAT,
A WEEK AND THREE DAYS?

779
00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:10,540
HOW MANY WEEKS AND THREE DAYS
ARE THERE IN FOUR YEARS?

780
00:38:10,540 --> 00:38:13,040
OK. GUYS, PLEASE STOP.

781
00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:14,960
PROBABLY LIKE 230-ISH.

782
00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:14,960
TRUE.

783
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:16,040
DO THE MATH.

784
00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:18,460
NEVER BEEN
MY STRONG SUIT.

785
00:38:18,460 --> 00:38:20,710
HEY, THERE'S A BASKETBALL COURT.
YOU WANT TO PLAY
SOME BASKETBALL WITH ME?

786
00:38:20,710 --> 00:38:23,420
I'D LOVE TO PLAY.

787
00:38:20,710 --> 00:38:23,420
REALLY?

788
00:38:23,420 --> 00:38:24,540
YEAH!

789
00:38:23,420 --> 00:38:24,540
ALL RIGHT, MAN.

790
00:38:24,540 --> 00:38:26,540
I'LL TAKE YOU DOWN,
SUPERSTAR.

791
00:38:26,540 --> 00:38:27,880
ALL RIGHT, YOU READY?

792
00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:30,790
HA HA. AM I READY?

793
00:38:30,790 --> 00:38:32,290
WHAT DO YOU THINK?

794
00:38:32,290 --> 00:38:35,830
I ALWAYS COME READY,
IDIOT!

795
00:38:35,830 --> 00:38:37,880
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
I JUST CALLED YOU AN IDIOT.

796
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:39,420
I DON'T CARE
IF THERE'S PEOPLE
ON THIS SET THAT LIKE YOU.

797
00:38:39,420 --> 00:38:41,420
I DON'T. LET'S PLAY, MAN.

798
00:38:41,420 --> 00:38:42,880
YOU'RE GETTING
RIDICULOUSLY CLOSE
TO ME RIGHT NOW.

799
00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:44,790
HOW CLOSE CAN I GET
UNTIL IT GETS WEIRD, HUH?

800
00:38:44,790 --> 00:38:46,790
YOU FEELING WEIRDED OUT
RIGHT NOW?

801
00:38:46,790 --> 00:38:48,210
DEFINITELY WEIRD.

802
00:38:48,210 --> 00:38:49,670
LET'S TAKE IT OUT
ON THE COURT, BUDDY.

803
00:38:49,670 --> 00:38:51,000
LET'S DO IT.
WE WON'T GET THAT CLOSE.

804
00:39:02,210 --> 00:39:05,420
LET'S STRETCH FIRST
TO BE SAFE.

805
00:39:05,420 --> 00:39:08,460
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE FAMOUS.
YOU THINK YOU'RE
UNTOUCHABLE.

806
00:39:08,460 --> 00:39:10,420
I'M ABOUT TO TOUCH YOU
ALL OVER, FOOL.

807
00:39:10,420 --> 00:39:12,080
WHAT?

808
00:39:10,420 --> 00:39:12,080
SHUT UP.

809
00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:15,080
ALEX? ALEX,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WHO IS THIS GUY?

810
00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:17,540
I SAY WE GO ONE ON ONE.

811
00:39:26,500 --> 00:39:27,790
YEAH, HOW ABOUT THAT, HUH?

812
00:39:27,790 --> 00:39:30,540
WANT SOME MUSCLE?
READY FOR THIS?

813
00:39:30,540 --> 00:39:33,880
[CHATTER]

814
00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:35,790
[CHEERING]

815
00:39:35,790 --> 00:39:37,460
[CHEERING]

816
00:40:20,460 --> 00:40:21,710
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?

817
00:40:37,670 --> 00:40:40,460
WHERE'S CASSIE?

818
00:40:40,460 --> 00:40:43,830
YOU HAVE NO CHANCE
WITH HER, MAN.

819
00:40:43,830 --> 00:40:46,750
YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT.
BUT I'M NOT THE ONE
WHO DUMPED HER.

820
00:40:46,750 --> 00:40:49,460
NICE GOING, BUDDY.

821
00:40:49,460 --> 00:40:51,710
YOU GOT LUCKY.
HOME COURT ADVANTAGE.

822
00:40:56,750 --> 00:40:59,000
TWO GUYS TRYING
TO SHOW OFF FOR YOU.

823
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:01,080
SOUNDS KIND OF HOT.

824
00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:03,000
YEAH, I GUESS IT WAS
KIND OF HOT.

825
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:05,120
CASSIE DRAKE?

826
00:41:05,120 --> 00:41:08,170
I'M MONIQUE AND I'M HERE
TO MAKE YOU FEEL UNIQUE,

827
00:41:08,170 --> 00:41:10,250
TO SOOTHE THOSE TIRED TOES
AND SHOW YOU

828
00:41:10,250 --> 00:41:12,250
SOME FABULOUS OPTIONS
IN FOOTWEAR, GIRL.

829
00:41:13,500 --> 00:41:15,500
OH, I...

830
00:41:15,500 --> 00:41:17,330
WHAT IS THIS?

831
00:41:17,330 --> 00:41:18,500
ALMOST FORGOT.

832
00:41:18,500 --> 00:41:20,210
FROM SOMEONE SPECIAL.

833
00:41:27,620 --> 00:41:30,460
YOU BETTER NOT THINK OF
GIVING THIS ONE BACK.

834
00:41:30,460 --> 00:41:32,710
I'M GOING TO TAKE
ADVANTAGE OF THIS.

835
00:41:32,710 --> 00:41:34,290
WELL, COME ON, GIRL.

836
00:41:34,290 --> 00:41:39,120
♪ SLEIGH BELLS
ARE RINGING ♪

837
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:08,330
"KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN FOR
OPPORTUNITIES AND OPEN
DOORS WILL FOLLOW."

838
00:42:08,330 --> 00:42:11,830
DON'T BUY ANY OF
THAT JUNK, ZACK.

839
00:42:11,830 --> 00:42:15,580
OH, I'M NOT.
IT'S JUST STUPID.

840
00:42:15,580 --> 00:42:18,080
SO HEY.

841
00:42:18,080 --> 00:42:21,750
I WAS THINKING,
CHRISTMAS IS JUST
AROUND THE CORNER.

842
00:42:21,750 --> 00:42:25,170
AND I KNOW WE DON'T KNOW
EACH OTHER THAT WELL,

843
00:42:25,170 --> 00:42:27,210
IS THERE SOMETHING YOU
THINK CASSIE MIGHT LIKE?

844
00:42:27,210 --> 00:42:29,920
CASSIE'S A REALLY DIFFICULT
PERSON TO SHOP FOR.

845
00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:32,290
YEAH. I KNOW.

846
00:42:32,290 --> 00:42:33,790
BUT EVERYONE
NEEDS SOMETHING.

847
00:42:33,790 --> 00:42:36,960
ZACK,
WHAT DOES CASSIE NEED?

848
00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:42,580
AN OFF BUTTON.

849
00:42:42,580 --> 00:42:44,580
DUDE, THINK.

850
00:42:44,580 --> 00:42:47,080
NO, FOR REAL.
SHE'S ALWAYS SO BUSY
RUNNING AROUND

851
00:42:47,080 --> 00:42:48,880
HELPING EVERYBODY ELSE
BUT HERSELF.

852
00:42:48,880 --> 00:42:52,080
SHE NEVER REALLY GIVES HERSELF
TIME TO RELAX.

853
00:42:52,080 --> 00:42:54,040
I SEE THAT.

854
00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:58,380
BUT GETTING BACK TO ME,
WHAT I REALLY NEED
IS A BIGGER CLOSET.

855
00:42:58,380 --> 00:42:59,960
'CAUSE CASSIE'S BATHTUB
IS TOO SMALL.

856
00:42:59,960 --> 00:43:02,460
BATHTUB?

857
00:42:59,960 --> 00:43:02,460
YEAH.

858
00:43:02,460 --> 00:43:04,120
I GOT A LOT OF JUNK.

859
00:43:05,290 --> 00:43:07,670
HEY, WANT TO JOIN US?

860
00:43:07,670 --> 00:43:11,460
UH, NO. THANKS.
I ACTUALLY CAN'T.

861
00:43:11,460 --> 00:43:15,170
I JUST WANT TO SAY THANK YOU
FOR THE WHOLE MANI/PEDI

862
00:43:15,170 --> 00:43:17,120
AND THE SHOE GAL THING.

863
00:43:17,120 --> 00:43:18,880
YOU GET A GOOD PAIR?

864
00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:19,960
I DID. THANK YOU.

865
00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:22,000
MY FEET FEEL FABULOUS.

866
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:23,880
WELL, YOU LOOK FABULOUS.

867
00:43:23,880 --> 00:43:26,670
I REALLY, REALLY
APPRECIATE IT.

868
00:43:26,670 --> 00:43:28,710
I'M JUST REALLY
GLAD THIS DIDN'T
UPSET YOU THIS TIME.

869
00:43:28,710 --> 00:43:31,500
NO. IT WAS REALLY THOUGHTFUL.

870
00:43:34,250 --> 00:43:36,290
HEY, ZACK.

871
00:43:34,250 --> 00:43:36,290
YO.

872
00:43:38,500 --> 00:43:40,750
ALL RIGHT, WELL, I'M GOING
TO GET BACK TO THE CUPCAKE SHOP.

873
00:43:40,750 --> 00:43:42,960
SEE YA.

874
00:43:40,750 --> 00:43:42,960
SEE YA.

875
00:43:46,170 --> 00:43:49,250
SO...

876
00:43:49,250 --> 00:43:51,330
I MIGHT BE ABLE TO HELP YOU.

877
00:43:51,330 --> 00:43:54,290
BUT...

878
00:43:54,290 --> 00:43:56,170
I'D NEED ANOTHER LINE
IN THE MOVIE.

879
00:43:56,170 --> 00:43:58,580
DONE.

880
00:43:58,580 --> 00:43:59,960
I MIGHT NEED TWO.

881
00:43:59,960 --> 00:44:01,750
DONE.

882
00:44:01,750 --> 00:44:03,330
I MIGHT NEED
A LITTLE LOVE SCENE.

883
00:44:03,330 --> 00:44:04,750
DON'T PUSH IT.

884
00:44:04,750 --> 00:44:07,080
FIVE LINES AND YOU HELP
ME WITH CASSIE?

885
00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:08,040
DEAL.

886
00:44:10,790 --> 00:44:14,210
YOU GET THAT?
GIVE HIM FIVE LINES.

887
00:44:14,210 --> 00:44:15,330
MAYBE A KISS.

888
00:44:35,380 --> 00:44:37,380
HELLO, THERE.

889
00:44:37,380 --> 00:44:39,540
HELLO.

890
00:44:39,540 --> 00:44:43,960
WHAT'S GOING ON?
ARE GOING ON ANOTHER
RETREAT?

891
00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:46,080
WHAT? NO.
NOT GOING ON RETREAT.

892
00:44:46,080 --> 00:44:48,920
THIS IS ZACK'S STUFF.

893
00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:52,080
IS ZACK GOING
ON A RETREAT?

894
00:44:52,080 --> 00:44:53,670
ARE YOU READY?

895
00:44:53,670 --> 00:44:55,000
ZACK:
SEND HER UP, I'M READY.

896
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:58,710
WHY DON'T YOU JUST
COME WITH ME?

897
00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:03,420
AND OPEN.

898
00:45:06,500 --> 00:45:08,080
WHAT?

899
00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:10,710
WHAT? IS THIS REAL?

900
00:45:10,710 --> 00:45:13,460
YEAH. THIS IS YOUR NEW
BATHROOM NOW.

901
00:45:13,460 --> 00:45:16,580
IT'S SO GIRLY IN HERE.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE
I'M GOING TO PEE.

902
00:45:16,580 --> 00:45:18,920
YOU SNEAKY GIRL.

903
00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:22,750
ALEX.

904
00:45:22,750 --> 00:45:25,710
THIS IS YOUR DAY OFF.

905
00:45:25,710 --> 00:45:27,040
EXCUSE US.

906
00:45:29,290 --> 00:45:31,540
YEAH. THANK YOU.

907
00:45:31,540 --> 00:45:34,000
HEY. YOU HAPPY?

908
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:35,250
YEAH, I LOVE IT.

909
00:45:46,420 --> 00:45:48,750
SO IS IT TRUE
THAT YOU MET SKYLAR

910
00:45:48,750 --> 00:45:50,880
BY SHOWING UP DRUNK
AT HER BIRTHDAY PARTY

911
00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:54,250
AND THEN FACE-PLANTING
INTO HER BIRTHDAY CAKE?

912
00:45:54,250 --> 00:45:55,750
IT'S OK.

913
00:45:55,750 --> 00:46:00,620
ONLY 70% OF THOSE ONLINE
STORIES ARE TRUE.

914
00:46:00,620 --> 00:46:02,500
THAT ONE IS 100% TRUE.

915
00:46:02,500 --> 00:46:05,290
I WAS DRINKING
A LOT BACK THEN.

916
00:46:05,290 --> 00:46:08,620
AND THINKING THINGS
THROUGH WAS KIND OF
ALWAYS A PROBLEM FOR ME.

917
00:46:08,620 --> 00:46:11,960
DUDE, SO BEEN THERE.

918
00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:15,920
SO AFTER A FEW ROUNDS
OF COURT-APPOINTED COUNSELING,

919
00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:18,040
I GUESS YOU START
ASKING YOURSELF

920
00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:22,170
DO THEY LIKE ME FOR ME
OR DO THEY LIKE ME BECAUSE
I'M FAMOUS?

921
00:46:22,170 --> 00:46:24,210
YOU'RE A COOL DUDE.

922
00:46:24,210 --> 00:46:26,750
AND HEY,
EVERYONE GOES
ON A BENDER

923
00:46:26,750 --> 00:46:29,080
AND DOES DUMB THINGS
AT LEAST ONCE.

924
00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:32,040
YEAH? WELL,
LET'S HEAR IT, GUYS.

925
00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:34,750
BECAUSE EVERYONE OF
MY BAD DAYS IS SPLASHED
ALL OVER THE INTERNET.

926
00:46:34,750 --> 00:46:36,670
COME ON, DISH UP THE DIRT.

927
00:46:36,670 --> 00:46:39,120
WHAT HAVE YOU GUYS GONE?
WHAT'S THE WORST THING

928
00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:41,380
THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO YOU?
TELL YOU WHAT?

929
00:46:41,380 --> 00:46:46,080
IF YOU GUYS SPILL,
THE REWARD IS THE NEWLY
FAMOUS SINFUL SNOWBALL.

930
00:46:46,080 --> 00:46:47,080
BOTH: I WAS ARRESTED
FOR STREAKING.

931
00:46:51,500 --> 00:46:53,170
WHAT ABOUT YOU?

932
00:46:53,170 --> 00:46:55,080
I DON'T KNOW.

933
00:46:55,080 --> 00:46:57,540
HOW ABOUT THE TIME
JARED DUMPED YOU?

934
00:46:57,540 --> 00:46:59,210
YOU WERE PRETTY UPSET.

935
00:46:59,210 --> 00:47:01,290
YOU THREW ALL
HIS CLOTHES
ON THE FRONT LAWN.

936
00:47:01,290 --> 00:47:04,380
YEAH, MOST BREAKUPS ARE
PRETTY DRAMATIC.

937
00:47:04,380 --> 00:47:07,790
WHEN I GOT DUMPED,
I FELT SOMEONE KICKED ME
IN THE STOMACH

938
00:47:07,790 --> 00:47:09,250
AND POURED GASOLINE
DOWN MY THROAT.

939
00:47:09,250 --> 00:47:10,830
COULDN'T EAT FOR WEEKS.

940
00:47:10,830 --> 00:47:13,210
YEAH, I THINK THE MORNINGS
WERE THE HARDEST FOR ME.

941
00:47:13,210 --> 00:47:16,170
I'D GO THROUGH FEELING
REALLY BITTER AND ANGRY.

942
00:47:16,170 --> 00:47:20,710
AND...YOU KNOW,
FEELING LIKE
IT WAS ALL MY FAULT.

943
00:47:20,710 --> 00:47:22,330
I WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH.

944
00:47:22,330 --> 00:47:24,170
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT
IT WAS LIKE FOR ME.

945
00:47:24,170 --> 00:47:26,920
DID YOU DELETE ALL THE
PHOTOS OFF THE COMPUTER?

946
00:47:26,920 --> 00:47:28,830
I DID. YES. I DID.

947
00:47:28,830 --> 00:47:30,830
AND THEN FOUR MONTHS LATER
THEY ARE IN THE TRASH.

948
00:47:30,830 --> 00:47:33,750
RIGHT? THEY DON'T DELETE.
YOU GOT TO DO IT TWICE.

949
00:47:33,750 --> 00:47:35,750
AND THEY'RE STILL THERE.

950
00:47:35,750 --> 00:47:36,920
BUT GOOD RIDDANCE,
RIGHT?

951
00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:40,670
MMM. INDEED. MOVING ON.

952
00:48:21,080 --> 00:48:23,040
YOU'RE GOOD AT DISHES TOO,
ARE YOU?

953
00:48:23,040 --> 00:48:24,960
SO?

954
00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:27,210
IT WAS SERIOUSLY AMAZING,
THANK YOU.

955
00:48:27,210 --> 00:48:29,960
I JUST...

956
00:48:29,960 --> 00:48:31,710
WHAT?

957
00:48:31,710 --> 00:48:35,170
I SHOULDN'T HAVE ASSUMED
ANYTHING WITH YOU.

958
00:48:35,170 --> 00:48:36,330
AND I JUST THOUGHT
THAT YOU WERE SOMETHING ELSE

959
00:48:36,330 --> 00:48:37,830
AND THAT THIS COULD NEVER WORK.

960
00:48:37,830 --> 00:48:40,920
AND YOU MADE THAT SO HARD

961
00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:44,670
BECAUSE YOU'RE REALLY NICE
AND YOU DIDN'T RUN.

962
00:48:44,670 --> 00:48:48,830
AND I DON'T KNOW,
YOU KIND OF FIXED MY BATHTUB
AND MY ENTIRE HOUSE.

963
00:48:48,830 --> 00:48:50,750
SINFUL SNOWBALLS
ARE HUGE AT MY STORE.

964
00:48:50,750 --> 00:48:53,540
DUDE, I TOLD YOU.

965
00:48:53,540 --> 00:48:55,330
I DON'T KNOW.
I WANT TO START
WITH NEW THINGS.

966
00:48:55,330 --> 00:48:57,540
AND THAT'S GOOD OF YOU.

967
00:48:57,540 --> 00:48:59,120
OK.

968
00:48:59,120 --> 00:49:02,290
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?

969
00:49:05,500 --> 00:49:07,120
BECAUSE I REALLY
LIKE YOU.

970
00:49:10,750 --> 00:49:12,330
OH. OK.

971
00:49:12,330 --> 00:49:14,000
WELL, I REALLY LIKE YOU TOO.

972
00:49:16,710 --> 00:49:18,620
I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHY
PEOPLE ARE PUTTING MY PHOTOS
ON THE INTERNET.

973
00:49:18,620 --> 00:49:20,710
I HAVE A REALLY BORING LIFE.

974
00:49:20,710 --> 00:49:25,120
BUT, UH...THANK YOU.
BECAUSE NOBODY HAS EVER
DONE THIS FOR ME BEFORE.

975
00:49:25,120 --> 00:49:26,880
SO IT'S REALLY NICE.

976
00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:29,420
I LIKE DOING THINGS
FOR YOU.

977
00:49:29,420 --> 00:49:31,290
I KNOW IT HASN'T
BEEN THAT LONG.

978
00:49:31,290 --> 00:49:34,330
BUT I HAVEN'T BEEN
THIS HAPPY IN A LONG,
LONG TIME.

979
00:49:36,380 --> 00:49:37,880
ME TOO.

980
00:49:54,380 --> 00:49:56,460
OK. I'M GOING TO LEAVE.

981
00:49:56,460 --> 00:49:58,040
OK.

982
00:49:58,040 --> 00:50:00,290
'CAUSE I WANT TO.
BUT UH...

983
00:50:00,290 --> 00:50:02,080
I WANT TO BE
A GENTLEMAN.

984
00:50:02,080 --> 00:50:04,710
OK. GOOD NIGHT.

985
00:50:04,710 --> 00:50:05,670
SEE YA TOMORROW.

986
00:50:13,040 --> 00:50:14,920
[GASP]

987
00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:20,000
HEH HEH.

988
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:20,880
IT'S ALL GOOD, GUYS.

989
00:50:20,880 --> 00:50:22,170
NIGHT.

990
00:50:22,170 --> 00:50:23,580
BYE.

991
00:50:23,580 --> 00:50:25,250
YOU'RE SO QUICK.

992
00:50:34,540 --> 00:50:36,120
ALEX.

993
00:50:36,120 --> 00:50:37,380
SKYLAR.

994
00:50:37,380 --> 00:50:39,170
HI, BABY.

995
00:50:39,170 --> 00:50:40,750
SURPRISE.

996
00:50:40,750 --> 00:50:41,920
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

997
00:50:41,920 --> 00:50:46,580
I'M YOUR NEW CO-STAR.

998
00:50:46,580 --> 00:50:48,540
WHAT?

999
00:50:48,540 --> 00:50:50,120
OH, DON'T BE MAD.
I MADE NOLAN PROMISE
NOT TO SPILL

1000
00:50:50,120 --> 00:50:52,080
BECAUSE I WANTED TO TELL
YOU MYSELF.

1001
00:50:52,080 --> 00:50:54,170
WHAT HAPPENED TO, UH--

1002
00:50:54,170 --> 00:50:56,830
SHE DECIDED TO GO
AND DIG WELLS IN HAITI
FOR CHRISTMAS.

1003
00:50:56,830 --> 00:50:59,580
SHE'S SO OUTREACH
MINDED. I LOVE HER.

1004
00:50:59,580 --> 00:51:01,420
IS THIS SUGAR FREE?

1005
00:51:01,420 --> 00:51:03,670
YOU CAN'T STAY HERE.

1006
00:51:03,670 --> 00:51:06,120
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
I HAVE TO STAY HERE.

1007
00:51:06,120 --> 00:51:07,790
IT'S PART OF MY DEAL.

1008
00:51:07,790 --> 00:51:10,250
PLUS, THE REST OF
THE HOTEL IS SOLD OUT
BECAUSE...

1009
00:51:10,250 --> 00:51:14,920
BUT YOU AND I HAVE
SO MUCH WE NEED
TO CATCH UP ON ANYWAY.

1010
00:52:17,170 --> 00:52:19,210
CUT. BRILLIANT.

1011
00:52:28,420 --> 00:52:29,790
OOH.

1012
00:52:29,790 --> 00:52:31,330
LET ME HELP YOU UP THERE.

1013
00:52:35,710 --> 00:52:38,380
THIS IS SO MUCH COOLER
THAN ANYTHING I COULD
HAVE VISUALIZED.

1014
00:52:38,380 --> 00:52:39,500
YOU DID GREAT.

1015
00:52:39,500 --> 00:52:41,170
THANKS.

1016
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:46,000
THANK YOU. HI.
HOW ARE YOU?

1017
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:47,170
GOOD.

1018
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:47,170
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

1019
00:52:47,170 --> 00:52:50,540
HEY. YOU OK?

1020
00:52:50,540 --> 00:52:53,670
LOOK, I WAS GOING
TO CALL YOU, BUT,
YOU ONLY HAVE A CELL PHONE.

1021
00:52:53,670 --> 00:52:55,750
SKYLAR'S HERE.

1022
00:52:55,750 --> 00:52:57,380
YEAH, I KNOW.
THEY CAST HER LAST NIGHT.
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW.

1023
00:52:57,380 --> 00:53:00,960
SKYLAR ST. JEAN,

1024
00:53:00,960 --> 00:53:05,830
YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND
MOVIE STAR IS HERE.

1025
00:53:05,830 --> 00:53:09,880
CASSIE, SKYLAR DUMPED ME
WHEN I PROPOSED TO HER, OK?

1026
00:53:09,880 --> 00:53:14,880
WHEN YOU PRO--
OH, MY GOD.

1027
00:53:14,880 --> 00:53:16,290
JUST BREATHE.

1028
00:53:16,290 --> 00:53:20,040
MS. SKYLAR,
CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?

1029
00:53:20,040 --> 00:53:22,080
OF COURSE YOU CAN.

1030
00:53:22,080 --> 00:53:24,250
WATCH THE PRESENT!
JUMP!

1031
00:53:24,250 --> 00:53:25,750
WHOO!

1032
00:53:25,750 --> 00:53:27,790
UNH.

1033
00:53:25,750 --> 00:53:27,790
BREATHE.

1034
00:53:36,210 --> 00:53:38,210
HI, THERE.

1035
00:53:36,210 --> 00:53:38,210
HI.

1036
00:53:38,210 --> 00:53:41,710
LEXIE WAS WONDERING
IF SHE COULD HAVE A COOKIE,
PLEASE.

1037
00:53:41,710 --> 00:53:43,830
YEAH.

1038
00:53:43,830 --> 00:53:45,170
OF COURSE.

1039
00:53:45,170 --> 00:53:47,500
THANK YOU.

1040
00:53:47,500 --> 00:53:50,500
AND YOU MUST BE CASSIE.

1041
00:53:47,500 --> 00:53:50,500
YEAH.

1042
00:53:50,500 --> 00:53:53,290
AMAZING GLUTEN-FREE
CHOCOLATE PEPPERMINT BARK.

1043
00:53:53,290 --> 00:53:55,210
SERIOUSLY.

1044
00:53:53,290 --> 00:53:55,210
THANKS.

1045
00:53:55,210 --> 00:53:56,790
HONESTLY, I WOULD LOVE
TO SIT DOWN WITH YOU

1046
00:53:56,790 --> 00:53:58,580
AND TALK ABOUT SOME
BRANDING OPPORTUNITIES.

1047
00:53:58,580 --> 00:54:00,710
THERE IS A HUGE MARKET
FOR YOUR KIND OF GOODIES.

1048
00:54:00,710 --> 00:54:03,210
SKYLAR?

1049
00:54:03,210 --> 00:54:06,290
WHAT? YOU'D BE HER
FIRST INVESTOR, RIGHT?

1050
00:54:06,290 --> 00:54:09,210
AND WITH ME ONBOARD,
WE COULD ATTRACT
ALL KINDS OF MONEY.

1051
00:54:09,210 --> 00:54:11,670
I'M JUST SAYING,
WE SHOULD TALK.

1052
00:54:13,540 --> 00:54:15,960
THAT WOULD PROBABLY BE
KIND OF WEIRD.

1053
00:54:15,960 --> 00:54:17,170
YES, DEFINITELY.

1054
00:54:17,170 --> 00:54:19,250
WHAT'S WEIRD ABOUT MAKING MONEY?

1055
00:54:19,250 --> 00:54:21,920
OH, HAVE YOU MET SARAH YET?

1056
00:54:21,920 --> 00:54:26,040
I HIRED HER FOR EVERYONE
FOR THE REST OF THE SHOOT.

1057
00:54:26,040 --> 00:54:30,670
AND I AM SURE YOU HAVE BEEN
WORKING YOUR LITTLE BUNS OFF
BEHIND THE OVEN.

1058
00:54:30,670 --> 00:54:33,120
SO YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY
TAKE ADVANTAGE.
LET HER WORK HER MAGIC.

1059
00:54:33,120 --> 00:54:35,790
SHE'S AMAZING.

1060
00:54:35,790 --> 00:54:40,460
AND IT'S PROBABLY TIME FOR US
TO GO MAKE THE MAGIC.

1061
00:54:40,460 --> 00:54:45,210
IT'S JUST MOVIE TALK.
CASSIE, SO NICE TO MEET YOU.

1062
00:54:45,210 --> 00:54:49,380
READY, LEXIE?
LET'S SKIP!

1063
00:54:49,380 --> 00:54:52,670
HERE WE GO!
♪ LA LA LA LA... ♪

1064
00:54:55,790 --> 00:54:58,040
SHE'S REALLY NICE.

1065
00:54:58,040 --> 00:55:00,500
YEAH, KIND OF.
IN HER OWN WAY.

1066
00:55:00,500 --> 00:55:03,330
LOOK, CAN WE GO OUT TONIGHT?

1067
00:55:03,330 --> 00:55:06,000
I DON'T KNOW.
I HAVE SO MUCH TO DO.

1068
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:07,920
I DON'T REALLY--

1069
00:55:07,920 --> 00:55:09,580
I'M REALLY OVERWHELMED
RIGHT NOW.

1070
00:55:09,580 --> 00:55:12,670
THIS WHOLE SKYLAR THING,
IT'S OK, RIGHT?

1071
00:55:12,670 --> 00:55:14,540
I DON'T KNOW.

1072
00:55:14,540 --> 00:55:17,000
IT'S OVER.
THERE'S NOTHING BETWEEN US.

1073
00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:19,420
REALLY?

1074
00:55:19,420 --> 00:55:21,170
YOU LOOK REALLY CUTE
IN THE SWEATER.

1075
00:55:21,170 --> 00:55:25,210
SEE YOU LATER.

1076
00:55:25,210 --> 00:55:28,500
SHE IS SO PRETTY.
I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU
WERE TALKING TO HER.

1077
00:55:28,500 --> 00:55:30,380
DUDE, SHE'S AMAZING.

1078
00:55:30,380 --> 00:55:31,790
I KIND OF WANT
TO TALK TO HER ABOUT
THE UNIVERSE BOOK.

1079
00:55:31,790 --> 00:55:32,880
DO YOU THINK SHE'LL TALK
TO ME ABOUT IT?

1080
00:55:32,880 --> 00:55:35,290
IS IT ST. JEAN
OR SAINT JOHN.

1081
00:55:35,290 --> 00:55:37,040
JEAN.

1082
00:55:35,290 --> 00:55:37,040
ST. JEAN. JEAN.

1083
00:55:37,040 --> 00:55:38,210
JEAN.

1084
00:55:38,210 --> 00:55:39,420
FRENCH.

1085
00:55:38,210 --> 00:55:39,420
JEAN.

1086
00:55:39,420 --> 00:55:41,540
ARE YOU SERIOUS?

1087
00:55:41,540 --> 00:55:43,920
I CANNOT BELIEVE THE
UNIVERSE IS OPENING THIS
DOOR FOR ME RIGHT NOW.

1088
00:55:43,920 --> 00:55:45,920
YOU'RE SHITZING A LITTLE BIT.

1089
00:55:45,920 --> 00:55:49,000
YEAH, NO. YOU LOOK
A LITTLE PEAKED.
ARE YOU OK?

1090
00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:49,620
AM I SWEATING?

1091
00:55:57,580 --> 00:56:00,210
SKYLAR ST. JEAN IS AMAZING!

1092
00:56:00,210 --> 00:56:01,790
I'M PICTURING IT.

1093
00:56:01,790 --> 00:56:05,170
ROMANCE, MARRIAGE.

1094
00:56:05,170 --> 00:56:07,420
BABIES.

1095
00:56:07,420 --> 00:56:08,920
[KNOCKING AT DOOR]

1096
00:56:08,920 --> 00:56:11,080
SOMEONE'S AT THE DOOR.

1097
00:56:11,080 --> 00:56:13,880
GET THE DOOR, ZACK.

1098
00:56:13,880 --> 00:56:15,880
I DON'T WANT TO.

1099
00:56:15,880 --> 00:56:18,210
SO LAZY!

1100
00:56:18,210 --> 00:56:19,290
SLACKER.

1101
00:56:18,210 --> 00:56:19,290
BAKER.

1102
00:56:20,880 --> 00:56:23,210
HEY.

1103
00:56:20,880 --> 00:56:23,210
HEY.

1104
00:56:23,210 --> 00:56:25,620
I PICKED UP THOSE
NOODLES YOU LIKE.

1105
00:56:25,620 --> 00:56:27,920
DUDE, THAT'S
A TOTAL CHICK MOVE.

1106
00:56:27,920 --> 00:56:29,960
SHH!

1107
00:56:27,920 --> 00:56:29,960
HE'S RIGHT.

1108
00:56:29,960 --> 00:56:31,250
I CAN TELL YOU'RE BUSY.

1109
00:56:31,250 --> 00:56:34,580
OH, FLOUR ON MY FACE.

1110
00:56:34,580 --> 00:56:37,420
SO...I KNOW THINGS
ARE KIND OF WEIRD WITH
SKYLAR BEING HERE,

1111
00:56:37,420 --> 00:56:39,380
BUT...

1112
00:56:37,420 --> 00:56:39,380
IT'S FINE.

1113
00:56:39,380 --> 00:56:40,540
YOU KNOW YOU'RE THE ONE
I WANT, RIGHT?

1114
00:56:40,540 --> 00:56:43,080
I CAN'T STOP
THINKING ABOUT YOU.

1115
00:56:43,080 --> 00:56:48,670
SERIOUSLY. I'M LIKE
IN LOVE WITH YOU.

1116
00:56:52,380 --> 00:56:55,420
COME ON!
CAN YOU GO TO HIS PLACE?

1117
00:56:55,420 --> 00:56:57,080
NO. I'M BAKING.

1118
00:56:57,080 --> 00:56:59,460
YEAH. YOU KNOW FOR ONCE
IN YOUR LIFE, BE A MAN!

1119
00:56:59,460 --> 00:57:00,670
YOU GOT A MOVE OUT!

1120
00:57:00,670 --> 00:57:02,620
YEAH, MOVE OUT!

1121
00:57:16,790 --> 00:57:18,420
I SAW PICTURES OF HER.

1122
00:57:18,420 --> 00:57:22,080
I SAW PICTURES
OF SKYLAR.
HER BODY'S SO--

1123
00:57:22,080 --> 00:57:23,960
HER BODY'S REALLY GOOD.

1124
00:57:23,960 --> 00:57:28,170
STOP. STOP.

1125
00:57:28,170 --> 00:57:30,670
I CAN'T.

1126
00:57:28,170 --> 00:57:30,670
YOUR PERFECT.

1127
00:57:39,540 --> 00:57:41,960
SERIOUSLY,
CLOSE THE DOOR.

1128
00:57:41,960 --> 00:57:43,830
GET OUT OF HERE!

1129
00:58:13,210 --> 00:58:15,540
HEY! [CLAMORING]

1130
00:59:00,420 --> 00:59:02,620
SERVING NUMBER 122.

1131
00:59:02,620 --> 00:59:04,380
WOW, I DIDN'T KNOW
OUR NUMBERS WENT UP
THIS HIGH.

1132
00:59:04,380 --> 00:59:05,250
ME NEITHER.

1133
00:59:09,290 --> 00:59:11,500
EVERYBODY, QUIET!

1134
00:59:14,380 --> 00:59:15,500
THANK YOU.

1135
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:19,670
CASSIE,

1136
00:59:20,960 --> 00:59:24,540
YOU, YOUR BAKING, AMAZING.

1137
00:59:24,540 --> 00:59:26,880
THE CREW TOLD ME THAT
YOU WERE GETTING SWAMPED.

1138
00:59:26,880 --> 00:59:30,250
SMALL BUSINESS.
NEED SOME HELP, YES?

1139
00:59:30,250 --> 00:59:31,960
WHY?

1140
00:59:31,960 --> 00:59:35,710
GIRL POWER, SISTER!

1141
00:59:35,710 --> 00:59:38,170
COME ON, JUST TELL ME
WHAT YOU NEED.

1142
00:59:38,170 --> 00:59:43,120
THOUSAND HANDS YOU KNOW.

1143
00:59:43,120 --> 00:59:45,960
LEAVE IT TO ME.

1144
00:59:52,540 --> 00:59:58,500
♪ AND RED ICING BASE,
AND RED ICING BASE ♪

1145
00:59:58,500 --> 01:00:00,620
THAT'S WHERE IT ALL STARTS.

1146
01:00:00,620 --> 01:00:04,460
BEAUTIFUL. WONDERFUL.

1147
01:00:04,460 --> 01:00:07,380
WONDERFUL. OOH, NICE
ATTENTION TO DETAIL.

1148
01:00:07,380 --> 01:00:10,710
SANTA, THAT LOOKS
A LITTLE BIT NAUGHTY.

1149
01:00:10,710 --> 01:00:13,330
CASSIE, WHAT DO WE DO NEXT?

1150
01:00:13,330 --> 01:00:15,040
GREEN TRIM AROUND THE TOP.

1151
01:00:15,040 --> 01:00:16,710
GREEN TRIM AROUND THE TOP.

1152
01:00:16,710 --> 01:00:18,540
GREEN TRIM AROUND THE TOP.

1153
01:00:18,540 --> 01:00:23,460
SPRINKLE. WONDERFUL.
AND WE'VE GOT TWO
MORE MINUTES.

1154
01:00:23,460 --> 01:00:25,540
TWO MORE MINUTES TO FINISH
UP THESE CUPCAKES.

1155
01:00:25,540 --> 01:00:27,500
PEOPLE,
LET'S MAKE IT HAPPEN.

1156
01:00:27,500 --> 01:00:29,380
MAKE IT HAPPEN.

1157
01:00:29,380 --> 01:00:31,500
YOU'RE KIND OF AMAZING.

1158
01:00:31,500 --> 01:00:34,290
AH, THANK YOU.

1159
01:00:34,290 --> 01:00:36,920
YOU KNOW, ONE OF MY
FAVORITE ACTING TEACHERS

1160
01:00:36,920 --> 01:00:39,000
GAVE ME ONE HUGE
PIECE OF ADVICE.

1161
01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:43,120
EVERYONE NEEDS
DIRECTION.

1162
01:00:43,120 --> 01:00:45,290
I'M SORRY.
I DON'T THINK
I GOT YOUR NAME.

1163
01:00:45,290 --> 01:00:49,290
I--I'M ME. TRISHA.

1164
01:00:49,290 --> 01:00:52,460
TRISHA.
IT'S VERY NICE
TO MEET YOU, TRISHA.

1165
01:00:52,460 --> 01:00:55,750
YOU, THE BOOK UNIVERSE.

1166
01:00:55,750 --> 01:00:58,540
TRISHA'S FAVORITE BOOK
IS "HOW THE UNIVERSE
OPENS YOUR DOORS."

1167
01:00:58,540 --> 01:01:00,540
AH! I LOVE THAT BOOK.

1168
01:01:00,540 --> 01:01:02,710
THE BOOK CHANGED
MY LIFE. I MEAN IT
COMPLETELY--RIGHT?

1169
01:01:02,710 --> 01:01:04,170
DID IT CHANGE YOURS?

1170
01:01:04,170 --> 01:01:06,750
YEAH.

1171
01:01:04,170 --> 01:01:06,750
EXACTLY.

1172
01:01:06,750 --> 01:01:08,120
YOU KNOW WHAT?
WE SHOULD ALL GO

1173
01:01:08,120 --> 01:01:09,330
CHRISTMAS SHOPPING
TOGETHER.

1174
01:01:09,330 --> 01:01:12,380
I'M REALLY BUSY.

1175
01:01:12,380 --> 01:01:13,790
IT'S KIND OF A LOT, YEAH.

1176
01:01:13,790 --> 01:01:16,080
YOU KNOW WANT?
FIRST WE SHOP AND THEN,

1177
01:01:16,080 --> 01:01:19,210
MORE IMPORTANTLY,
WE COCKTAIL.

1178
01:01:19,210 --> 01:01:21,290
I'M BUYING. I INSIST.

1179
01:01:21,290 --> 01:01:22,540
IT'S ALMOST CLOSING TIME.

1180
01:01:22,540 --> 01:01:24,170
EXACTLY.

1181
01:01:24,170 --> 01:01:25,620
SHE'S IN.

1182
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:35,120
WHOO.

1183
01:01:35,120 --> 01:01:36,880
COME ON IN. COME ON IN.

1184
01:01:36,880 --> 01:01:38,790
CAREFUL, CAREFUL.

1185
01:01:38,790 --> 01:01:41,290
JUST SET THOSE ANYWHERE.

1186
01:01:41,290 --> 01:01:43,750
GREAT.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.

1187
01:01:43,750 --> 01:01:47,620
THIS PLACE IS SO COOL.

1188
01:01:47,620 --> 01:01:50,960
UM, CASSIE,
JUST TWO THINGS.

1189
01:01:50,960 --> 01:01:55,920
WITH THE PAPARAZZI,
YOU JUST WANT TO LOOK AT
THEM AS AN ASSET, OK?

1190
01:01:55,920 --> 01:01:58,330
NOT LIKE THE ENEMY.

1191
01:01:58,330 --> 01:02:00,830
LIKE WHEN YOU DO THIS
AND THROW THINGS.

1192
01:02:00,830 --> 01:02:04,250
I MEAN, JUST SISTER
ADVICE. YEAH.

1193
01:02:04,250 --> 01:02:07,750
NOT THAT FLATTERING.
'CAUSE YOU'RE SO PRETTY.

1194
01:02:07,750 --> 01:02:13,210
UM, ANYWAY. I LEARNED
SO MUCH FROM THE BOOK.

1195
01:02:13,210 --> 01:02:17,880
AND ACTUALLY IT WAS
THE VISUALIZATION LESSON

1196
01:02:17,880 --> 01:02:19,620
THAT BROKE ME
AND ALEX UP.

1197
01:02:21,710 --> 01:02:26,420
SO WHAT ABOUT VISUALIZATION
WAS IT?

1198
01:02:26,420 --> 01:02:29,000
WELL, THIS IS GONNA
SOUND CRAZY.

1199
01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:32,250
BUT WHEN ALEX PROPOSED,
I RAN.

1200
01:02:32,250 --> 01:02:36,000
BECAUSE I COULDN'T
VISUALIZE HIM BEHIND
MY DOOR.

1201
01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:38,380
AND THAT'S CRAZY, RIGHT?

1202
01:02:38,380 --> 01:02:41,120
BECAUSE WHO WOULDN'T
WANT TO MARRY ALEX GRAY?

1203
01:02:41,120 --> 01:02:44,250
BUT I DID NOT SEE IT.

1204
01:02:44,250 --> 01:02:47,380
SO...I RAN.

1205
01:02:47,380 --> 01:02:50,920
WHY--WHY COULDN'T
YOU SEE IT REALLY?

1206
01:02:50,920 --> 01:02:56,170
WELL, HE WOULD...

1207
01:02:56,170 --> 01:02:59,250
HE WOULD LIE...

1208
01:02:59,250 --> 01:03:01,580
A LOT.

1209
01:03:01,580 --> 01:03:03,790
HE WOULDN'T CALL IT
LYING. HE, UH...

1210
01:03:03,790 --> 01:03:07,290
HE CALLED IT.
"I JUST DIDN'T
TELL YOU THAT PART."

1211
01:03:07,290 --> 01:03:09,960
HMM. REALLY?

1212
01:03:14,330 --> 01:03:16,080
ING?

1213
01:03:14,330 --> 01:03:16,080
SO YOU, TRISHA, AND SKYLAR
WENT CHRISTMAS SHOPPING?

1214
01:03:16,080 --> 01:03:17,420
WE DID.

1215
01:03:17,420 --> 01:03:19,170
THE PHOTO ARE ALL OVER
THE INTERNET.

1216
01:03:19,170 --> 01:03:21,210
REALLY, ALREADY?
THAT'S FAST.

1217
01:03:21,210 --> 01:03:23,790
WELCOME TO SKYLAR'S WORLD.

1218
01:03:23,790 --> 01:03:25,790
SHE NEVER MET ANYONE
SHE COULDN'T CHARM.

1219
01:03:25,790 --> 01:03:28,250
AH.

1220
01:03:28,250 --> 01:03:30,960
AND THEN A BUNCH
OF PHOTOGRAPHERS
OR WHATEVER SHOWED UP.

1221
01:03:30,960 --> 01:03:32,580
THAT'S 'CAUSE SHE CALLED THEM
AHEAD OF TIME.

1222
01:03:32,580 --> 01:03:34,830
WHAT?

1223
01:03:32,580 --> 01:03:34,830
LET 'EM KNOW WHERE
SHE WAS GOING TO BE.

1224
01:03:34,830 --> 01:03:37,380
THAT'S HOW SHE WORKS.

1225
01:03:34,830 --> 01:03:37,380
HMM.

1226
01:03:37,380 --> 01:03:38,540
THAT'S WEIRD.

1227
01:03:38,540 --> 01:03:41,420
DUDE.

1228
01:03:38,540 --> 01:03:41,420
WHAT?

1229
01:03:41,420 --> 01:03:44,620
WHAT IS GOING ON
BACK THERE?

1230
01:03:44,620 --> 01:03:47,420
YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T LIKE
TO SEE YOURSELF ON THE INTERNET.

1231
01:03:47,420 --> 01:03:48,830
I DON'T.

1232
01:03:48,830 --> 01:03:50,830
CASSIE...

1233
01:03:52,170 --> 01:03:53,830
COME ON, GUYS.

1234
01:04:00,960 --> 01:04:04,540
IF I DIDN'T KNOW YOU BETTER,
I'D SAY YOU WERE STARTING
TO LIKE THE LIMELIGHT.

1235
01:04:04,540 --> 01:04:06,500
WHAT IS THIS?

1236
01:04:06,500 --> 01:04:08,170
WHAT?

1237
01:04:13,330 --> 01:04:15,880
THAT'S, UM...

1238
01:04:15,880 --> 01:04:18,080
BULL IS WHAT THAT IS.

1239
01:04:18,080 --> 01:04:20,750
THAT'S YOU, DUDE.

1240
01:04:20,750 --> 01:04:22,040
IT'S YOU AND SKYLAR.

1241
01:04:24,380 --> 01:04:26,920
GUYS, CAN YOU GIVE US
A LITTLE BIT OF SPACE, PLEASE?

1242
01:04:28,880 --> 01:04:32,330
WHY WAS SKYLAR
IN YOUR HOTEL ROOM?

1243
01:04:32,330 --> 01:04:33,790
CASSIE, WE'RE SHOOTING
A MOVIE TOGETHER.

1244
01:04:33,790 --> 01:04:35,120
SHE CAME OVER
TO READ LINES.

1245
01:04:35,120 --> 01:04:36,500
THAT'S IT.
NOTHING HAPPENED.

1246
01:04:36,500 --> 01:04:38,710
I CAN'T BELIEVE
I BELIEVED HER...

1247
01:04:38,710 --> 01:04:40,830
I DON'T CARE
WHAT SHE SAID,
BUT NOTHING HAPPENED.

1248
01:04:40,830 --> 01:04:42,750
OK. I KNOW HOW YOU
HOLLYWOOD TYPES WORK.

1249
01:04:42,750 --> 01:04:44,380
IT'S DIFFERENT.

1250
01:04:44,380 --> 01:04:45,830
THIS STUFF
IS ALL FABRICATED.
YOU KNOW THAT.

1251
01:04:45,830 --> 01:04:47,960
NO. NO, I'M NOT GOING TO BE
WITH SOMEBODY AGAIN

1252
01:04:47,960 --> 01:04:49,540
THAT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE
THERE'S SOMETHING BETTER
THAN ME OUT THERE.

1253
01:04:49,540 --> 01:04:52,540
CASSIE!

1254
01:04:52,540 --> 01:04:54,960
CASSIE, WAIT!

1255
01:04:58,000 --> 01:05:00,290
LOOKS LIKE THAT'S A WRAP,
HOLLYWOOD.

1256
01:05:07,750 --> 01:05:10,170
THE UNIVERSE IS CLOSING
THIS DOOR.

1257
01:05:25,210 --> 01:05:26,880
SKYLAR.

1258
01:05:26,880 --> 01:05:31,120
ALEX GRAY ISN'T WORTH
A DIME OF YOUR TIME.

1259
01:05:31,120 --> 01:05:34,500
BUT I AM. GET OVER.

1260
01:05:39,250 --> 01:05:41,960
ALEX GRAY'S NOT WORTH
YOUR TIME, BUT I AM.

1261
01:05:44,120 --> 01:05:46,210
EXCUSE ME.

1262
01:06:05,000 --> 01:06:06,790
CARE FOR SOME SHADE?

1263
01:06:12,290 --> 01:06:14,210
OH.

1264
01:06:14,210 --> 01:06:16,670
IS THAT CASSIE'S JARED?

1265
01:06:16,670 --> 01:06:18,500
HOW DO YOU KNOW JARED?

1266
01:06:18,500 --> 01:06:23,380
TRISHA TOLD ME ABOUT
THE CUSTODY ARRANGEMENT
WITH THE DOG.

1267
01:06:23,380 --> 01:06:26,170
THEY LOOK SO HAPPY.

1268
01:06:26,170 --> 01:06:29,080
AND YOU DO NOT.

1269
01:06:29,080 --> 01:06:31,830
YEAH, MAYBE IT'S THE
FAKE STORY YOU GAVE
TO THE GOSSIP TRADES.

1270
01:06:31,830 --> 01:06:34,670
WHAT? I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.

1271
01:06:34,670 --> 01:06:36,120
OH, COME ON.

1272
01:06:36,120 --> 01:06:38,170
THIS HAS YOUR
FINGERPRINTS
ALL OVER IT.

1273
01:06:38,170 --> 01:06:41,080
WHY WOULD I DO
SOMETHING LIKE THAT?

1274
01:06:41,080 --> 01:06:44,540
THE PRESS MAKES UP LIES
BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT
THE READERS WANT.

1275
01:06:44,540 --> 01:06:46,120
YOU KNOW THAT.

1276
01:06:46,120 --> 01:06:48,620
I ALSO KNOW THAT YOU
LOVE ATTENTION.

1277
01:06:48,620 --> 01:06:51,540
I CANNOT BELIEVE
YOU ACTUALLY THINK

1278
01:06:51,540 --> 01:06:52,670
THAT I WOULD
DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS.

1279
01:06:54,120 --> 01:06:55,920
WOW.

1280
01:06:55,920 --> 01:06:58,830
LOOK, I WILL MAKE IT UP TO YOU.

1281
01:06:58,830 --> 01:07:01,580
OK, I WILL GO DOWN
AND TALK TO JARED RIGHT NOW

1282
01:07:01,580 --> 01:07:04,920
AND TRY TO FIGURE OUT
WHAT KIND OF COMPETITION
YOU HAVE WITH CASSIE.

1283
01:07:04,920 --> 01:07:10,460
BUT I CAN HONESTLY
TELL YOU, YOU'RE GOING
TO WIN, HANDS DOWN.

1284
01:07:10,460 --> 01:07:12,580
SKYLAR,
I THINK YOU'VE DONE ENOUGH.

1285
01:07:12,580 --> 01:07:14,710
OK, I DON'T NEED YOUR--

1286
01:07:16,710 --> 01:07:18,380
HELP.

1287
01:07:21,330 --> 01:07:25,080
WELL, THAT'S
WHAT MEN ARE BAD AT, RIGHT?

1288
01:07:25,080 --> 01:07:26,460
ASKING FOR HELP.

1289
01:07:57,420 --> 01:08:00,290
WELL, HI THERE.
LITTLE CUTIE--

1290
01:08:00,290 --> 01:08:02,750
[SNAPS]

1291
01:08:00,290 --> 01:08:02,750
OH!

1292
01:08:02,750 --> 01:08:05,250
SORRY. HE NORMALLY
DOES NOT ATTACK
BEAUTIFUL WOMEN.

1293
01:08:05,250 --> 01:08:07,790
OH, IT'S FINE.
I'LL JUST...

1294
01:08:07,790 --> 01:08:10,210
YOU'RE SKYLAR ST. JEAN.

1295
01:08:10,210 --> 01:08:11,500
I AM. HI.

1296
01:08:11,500 --> 01:08:12,830
HI.

1297
01:08:11,500 --> 01:08:12,830
PLEASURE.

1298
01:08:12,830 --> 01:08:15,500
YES. BIG FAN.

1299
01:08:12,830 --> 01:08:15,500
THANK YOU.

1300
01:08:15,500 --> 01:08:17,210
YEAH, I'VE WATCHED
A LOT OF YOU FILMS.

1301
01:08:17,210 --> 01:08:18,920
REALLY?

1302
01:08:18,920 --> 01:08:20,380
I USED TO HAVE YOUR POSTERS
UP IN MY ROOM.

1303
01:08:20,380 --> 01:08:23,790
I'M FLATTERED.
WHAT A CHARMER YOU ARE.

1304
01:08:23,790 --> 01:08:27,000
NOW IS THIS
CASSIE DRAKE'S DOG?

1305
01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:30,500
YES. WELL, IT'S OUR DOG.
WE HAVE JOINT CUSTODY.

1306
01:08:30,500 --> 01:08:33,960
RIGHT. BECAUSE YOU ARE--

1307
01:08:33,960 --> 01:08:36,460
I CAN'T BELIEVE SKYLAR ST. JEAN
IS ASKING MY NAME.

1308
01:08:36,460 --> 01:08:38,330
I'M JARED.

1309
01:08:36,460 --> 01:08:38,330
JARED.

1310
01:08:38,330 --> 01:08:40,380
YEAH.

1311
01:08:38,330 --> 01:08:40,380
THAT'S RIGHT.

1312
01:08:40,380 --> 01:08:43,250
I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU
USED TO BE WITH CASSIE.
IS THAT CORRECT?

1313
01:08:43,250 --> 01:08:45,040
YOU UNDERSTAND CORRECTLY.

1314
01:08:45,040 --> 01:08:46,790
BUT NOW SHE'S WITH ALEX.

1315
01:08:46,790 --> 01:08:48,880
UNFORTUNATELY.

1316
01:08:48,880 --> 01:08:51,790
DON'T YOU THINK THAT YOU
SHOULD BE WITH CASSIE?

1317
01:08:51,790 --> 01:08:55,080
I THINK THAT I SHOULD BE
WITH CASSIE, YES.

1318
01:08:55,080 --> 01:08:57,620
RIGHT. SO LET'S
TALK ABOUT THAT.

1319
01:08:57,620 --> 01:09:00,460
OK.

1320
01:08:57,620 --> 01:09:00,460
SO...

1321
01:09:07,170 --> 01:09:10,750
EVERYONE LIKES CHRISTMAS.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

1322
01:09:10,750 --> 01:09:12,420
...OVER THE HOLIDAYS.

1323
01:09:12,420 --> 01:09:13,790
I DON'T NEED CHRISTMAS.

1324
01:09:13,790 --> 01:09:17,210
WHAT I NEED...
IS INFORMATION.

1325
01:09:19,080 --> 01:09:21,750
HEY.

1326
01:09:19,080 --> 01:09:21,750
CUT.

1327
01:09:21,750 --> 01:09:25,670
LET'S SHOOT THIS,
PEOPLE.

1328
01:09:25,670 --> 01:09:28,080
HERE.

1329
01:09:28,080 --> 01:09:32,170
SO I HAD A PRETTY INTERESTING
TALK WITH CASSIE'S
JARED YESTERDAY.

1330
01:09:32,170 --> 01:09:34,330
SKYLAR, I TOLD YOU
TO STAY OUT OF IT.

1331
01:09:34,330 --> 01:09:37,000
DON'T WORRY.
HE DIDN'T SUSPECT A THING.

1332
01:09:37,000 --> 01:09:38,380
I MEAN,
REALLY WE JUST TALKED ABOUT--

1333
01:09:38,380 --> 01:09:39,420
WELL...

1334
01:09:40,960 --> 01:09:43,710
ALL RIGHT,
HE WANTS CASSIE BACK.

1335
01:09:43,710 --> 01:09:46,080
YOU NEED TO STOP.

1336
01:09:43,710 --> 01:09:46,080
LISTEN,
IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE.

1337
01:09:46,080 --> 01:09:49,330
OK? THEY HAVE BEEN IN
A RELATIONSHIP FOR YEARS,
FIRST OF ALL.

1338
01:09:49,330 --> 01:09:51,920
SECOND OF ALL,
THEY'RE FROM THE SAME
ADORABLE TOWN.

1339
01:09:51,920 --> 01:09:55,920
THEY AGREED TO SHARE A DOG,
WHICH I THINK REALLY IS

1340
01:09:55,920 --> 01:09:59,710
JUST AN EXCUSE FOR THEM
TO STAY NEAR ONE ANOTHER.

1341
01:09:59,710 --> 01:10:02,710
YEAH, WELL, CASSIE WOULD
NEVER TAKE JARED BACK.

1342
01:10:02,710 --> 01:10:05,040
HE DUMPED HER.
TREATED HER
LIKE GARBAGE.

1343
01:10:05,040 --> 01:10:09,960
YES. IT'S HARD TO COME BACK
WHEN TRUST HAS BEEN BROKEN,
ISN'T IT?

1344
01:10:09,960 --> 01:10:12,750
BUT SOMETIMES
PEOPLE CAN BE WRONG.

1345
01:10:12,750 --> 01:10:15,380
AND TRUST CAN BE REBUILT.

1346
01:10:15,380 --> 01:10:17,290
ESPECIALLY IF TWO PEOPLE
WANT THE SAME THING.

1347
01:10:19,290 --> 01:10:21,120
SKYLAR!

1348
01:10:21,120 --> 01:10:24,290
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

1349
01:10:24,290 --> 01:10:27,120
AHEM. HOW AS THAT, NOLAN?

1350
01:10:27,120 --> 01:10:29,040
THAT WAS VERY GOOD.

1351
01:10:29,040 --> 01:10:31,540
WOMAN: MAKE UP,
LAST LOOKS PLEASE.

1352
01:10:31,540 --> 01:10:33,620
CASSIE.

1353
01:10:33,620 --> 01:10:35,210
CASSIE, WE WERE REHEARSING.

1354
01:10:35,210 --> 01:10:36,920
CASSIE, YOU KNOW
WHAT A REHEARSAL IS.

1355
01:10:36,920 --> 01:10:39,620
ALEX, FOCUS. FOCUS.
HERE. NOW.

1356
01:10:42,290 --> 01:10:43,790
YEAH, I KNOW.

1357
01:10:43,790 --> 01:10:45,040
YOU LOOK GOOD TOGETHER.

1358
01:10:58,830 --> 01:11:01,120
KNOCK KNOCK.

1359
01:11:01,120 --> 01:11:03,170
HOPE YOU DON'T MIND.
I HAD A COPY MADE.

1360
01:11:03,170 --> 01:11:06,830
I GUESS WE'RE
NOT REHEARSING THEN.

1361
01:11:06,830 --> 01:11:09,250
YOU'RE DRINKING.

1362
01:11:06,830 --> 01:11:09,250
YES.

1363
01:11:09,250 --> 01:11:11,670
I'M DRINKING.
BUT I'M NOT DRUNK.

1364
01:11:13,750 --> 01:11:16,500
CASSIE, WON'T EVEN
TALK TO ME.

1365
01:11:16,500 --> 01:11:18,830
AND SHE DOESN'T BELIEVE
A WORD I'M SAYING.

1366
01:11:18,830 --> 01:11:21,540
AND I LOVE HER BUT
SHE DOESN'T TRUST ME.

1367
01:11:21,540 --> 01:11:24,710
OK. IT'S ALL RIGHT.

1368
01:11:24,710 --> 01:11:27,080
GOD, THIS TASTES AWFUL.

1369
01:11:27,080 --> 01:11:32,460
TAKE IT SLOW.
SIT DOWN.

1370
01:11:32,460 --> 01:11:34,460
I'M A GOOD GUY.
YOU KNOW,

1371
01:11:34,460 --> 01:11:36,330
BUT NO ONE BELIEVES
THAT ABOUT ME.

1372
01:11:36,330 --> 01:11:39,210
THEY SEE A DRUNK,
A MESS.

1373
01:11:39,210 --> 01:11:40,620
THAT IS NOT TRUE.

1374
01:11:40,620 --> 01:11:44,210
YOU ARE A GOOD GUY.
YOU ARE A GREAT GUY.

1375
01:11:44,210 --> 01:11:47,670
I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN...

1376
01:11:55,000 --> 01:11:58,080
WAIT. WAIT. WHOA.

1377
01:11:58,080 --> 01:11:59,670
I'M NOT THAT DRUNK.

1378
01:11:59,670 --> 01:12:03,710
OW. THANKS A LOT.

1379
01:12:03,710 --> 01:12:05,750
IT'S CASSIE.

1380
01:12:05,750 --> 01:12:08,460
SHE DOESN'T WANT YOU. I DO.

1381
01:12:08,460 --> 01:12:10,250
DOESN'T MATTER.
I LOVE HER.

1382
01:12:10,250 --> 01:12:11,250
AND I KNOW I PROBABLY
DON'T HAVE A CHANCE
WITH HER.

1383
01:12:11,250 --> 01:12:14,000
THAT'S OK. YOU CAN LOVE HER.

1384
01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:15,620
IT DOESN'T MATTER.
I'M OK WITH THAT.

1385
01:12:15,620 --> 01:12:18,750
JUST DON'T THINK ABOUT IT, OK?

1386
01:12:18,750 --> 01:12:21,710
CASSIE: HELLO. ALEX?

1387
01:12:21,710 --> 01:12:23,210
CASSIE?

1388
01:12:23,210 --> 01:12:24,290
CASSIE!

1389
01:12:26,710 --> 01:12:28,880
CASSIE.

1390
01:12:26,710 --> 01:12:28,880
HEY.

1391
01:12:32,330 --> 01:12:35,040
I WAS JUST GOING
TO COME OVER AND TALK TO YOU.

1392
01:12:35,040 --> 01:12:36,790
BUT OBVIOUSLY.

1393
01:12:36,790 --> 01:12:38,580
YEAH, IT'S REALLY
NOT A GOOD TIME
RIGHT NOW.

1394
01:12:38,580 --> 01:12:40,210
ALEX HAS BEEN DRINKING.

1395
01:12:40,210 --> 01:12:42,420
CASSIE, THIS IS NOT
WHAT YOU THINK IT IS, OK?

1396
01:12:42,420 --> 01:12:44,170
NEVER IS.

1397
01:12:45,750 --> 01:12:47,880
CASSIE.

1398
01:12:47,880 --> 01:12:49,750
CASSIE, WAIT.

1399
01:12:49,750 --> 01:12:51,460
CASSIE!

1400
01:13:00,040 --> 01:13:02,460
OK. EVERYBODY,
THE STORY IS CLOSED.

1401
01:13:02,460 --> 01:13:04,830
I'M CLOSING THE DOOR.

1402
01:13:04,830 --> 01:13:08,290
HAPPY CHRISTMAS.
GOOD NIGHT. OH.

1403
01:13:14,040 --> 01:13:15,330
GO HOME.

1404
01:13:15,330 --> 01:13:16,880
GO AWAY.

1405
01:13:16,880 --> 01:13:19,420
GO.

1406
01:13:21,330 --> 01:13:23,000
I'M STRONG.
I'M SO STRONG.

1407
01:13:23,000 --> 01:13:25,380
YOU ARE STRONG.

1408
01:13:25,380 --> 01:13:27,790
I KNOW IT SOUNDS
REALLY CLICHE,

1409
01:13:27,790 --> 01:13:30,540
I REALLY WANT TO EAT
MY WAY THROUGH THIS HEARTBREAK.

1410
01:13:30,540 --> 01:13:31,880
I WANT TO EAT ALL OF THIS.

1411
01:13:30,540 --> 01:13:31,880
NO, YOU DON'T.

1412
01:13:31,880 --> 01:13:34,960
I DO.
NO, I WANT TO EAT IT.

1413
01:13:34,960 --> 01:13:37,460
THIS CHOCOLATE IS GOING
TO BE SO GOOD.

1414
01:13:37,460 --> 01:13:38,620
NO, SPIT IT OUT.
SPIT IT OUT. SPIT!
SPIT IT OUT.

1415
01:13:38,620 --> 01:13:42,120
SPIT IT OUT.
SPIT IT OUT.

1416
01:13:42,120 --> 01:13:44,330
OK.

1417
01:13:44,330 --> 01:13:48,790
I'M GOING TO TELL
SKYLAR ST. JEAN THAT
I REALLY LIKE HER.

1418
01:13:48,790 --> 01:13:53,080
AND THEN SHE'LL KISS ME
LIKE I'VE SEEN THROUGH
MY UNIVERSE DOOR.

1419
01:13:53,080 --> 01:13:56,420
AND THEN ALEX WILL BE
FREE FOR CASSIE AGAIN.

1420
01:13:56,420 --> 01:13:59,500
AND IT'LL BE A WIN-WIN.
AM I RIGHT?

1421
01:13:59,500 --> 01:14:01,210
KNOCK IT OFF, ZACK.

1422
01:14:01,210 --> 01:14:02,500
JARED WOULDN'T DO THIS
TO ME.

1423
01:14:02,500 --> 01:14:04,040
YEAH, BUT JARED'S LAME.

1424
01:14:04,040 --> 01:14:07,330
JARED WANTS ME.
HE WANTS ME BACK.

1425
01:14:07,330 --> 01:14:09,670
I CAN'T TRUST ALEX.
BUT ALEX MAKES ME FEEL
REALLY GOOD.

1426
01:14:09,670 --> 01:14:11,830
BUT JARED WANTS ME NOW.

1427
01:14:11,830 --> 01:14:14,460
AND IF I JUST--
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO DO.

1428
01:14:14,460 --> 01:14:18,170
BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T READ
THE UNIVERSE BOOK.

1429
01:15:21,000 --> 01:15:22,830
JARED.

1430
01:15:36,620 --> 01:15:38,460
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

1431
01:15:42,880 --> 01:15:45,790
I PROMISE I'M NOT GOING
TO BE THE BEST DANCER

1432
01:15:45,790 --> 01:15:47,580
AND THAT I'M GOING TO MESS UP.

1433
01:15:47,580 --> 01:15:49,120
OK.

1434
01:15:49,120 --> 01:15:51,290
BUT I'LL ALWAYS DO MY BEST.

1435
01:15:53,420 --> 01:15:55,960
OK. YOU CAN TRY.

1436
01:15:55,960 --> 01:15:57,710
YEAH?

1437
01:15:55,960 --> 01:15:57,710
YEAH.

1438
01:16:20,750 --> 01:16:22,710
OW.

1439
01:16:22,710 --> 01:16:23,750
OK. THAT'S ONE.

1440
01:16:23,750 --> 01:16:25,580
TOLD YOU.
HOW ABOUT THREE?

1441
01:16:25,580 --> 01:16:27,380
I GET THREE. IF I STEP
ON YOU THREE TIMES,

1442
01:16:27,380 --> 01:16:28,750
YOU THROW ME
IN THE LAKE.

1443
01:16:34,460 --> 01:16:36,080
I WANT YOU BACK.

1444
01:16:39,330 --> 01:16:40,750
I DON'T KNOW.

1445
01:17:09,580 --> 01:17:12,500
I CAN'T. I CAN'T DO THIS.

1446
01:17:12,500 --> 01:17:15,210
TALK TO ME.

1447
01:17:15,210 --> 01:17:17,960
JUST TELL ME WHAT?

1448
01:17:17,960 --> 01:17:22,120
I DON'T KNOW.
I'M SO CONFUSED RIGHT NOW.

1449
01:17:29,420 --> 01:17:32,000
I CAN'T DO THIS.
I CAN'T DO THIS.

1450
01:17:32,000 --> 01:17:33,750
CASSIE.

1451
01:17:51,420 --> 01:17:53,710
DUDES, TODAY'S THE DAY.

1452
01:17:53,710 --> 01:17:56,210
TODAY, I'M GOING TO MAKE
THE MOVE ON SKYLAR.

1453
01:17:56,210 --> 01:17:58,250
LAST DAY OF FILMING?

1454
01:17:58,250 --> 01:18:00,040
NO TIME LIKE
THE PRESENT.

1455
01:18:00,040 --> 01:18:02,580
UH-OH.

1456
01:18:02,580 --> 01:18:05,120
HEY, LOOK WHO'S HERE.

1457
01:18:05,120 --> 01:18:07,500
EVERYONE GATHER AROUND,
GATHER AROUND.

1458
01:18:07,500 --> 01:18:11,290
CASSIE AND HER CREW
ARE HERE FOR OUR LAST DAY.

1459
01:18:11,290 --> 01:18:13,420
I THINK WE SHOULD
LET THEM KNOW WHAT
WE THINK ABOUT THAT, HUH?

1460
01:18:13,420 --> 01:18:15,710
[CLAPPING]

1461
01:18:15,710 --> 01:18:18,670
THANKS, GUYS.
I JUST UM...

1462
01:18:18,670 --> 01:18:21,580
YOU GUYS MAKE ME FEEL
REALLY SPECIAL.

1463
01:18:21,580 --> 01:18:23,000
I'M JUST A BAKER SO...

1464
01:18:23,000 --> 01:18:26,880
YOU KNOW, BUT I FEEL
LIKE A MOVIE STAR.

1465
01:18:26,880 --> 01:18:30,210
BUT UH...

1466
01:18:30,210 --> 01:18:34,960
SO ALL RIGHT,
WELL, THANKS, NOLAN. YEAH.

1467
01:18:34,960 --> 01:18:36,210
ALL RIGHT, WISH ME LUCK.

1468
01:18:36,210 --> 01:18:38,080
OK. UM.

1469
01:18:38,080 --> 01:18:39,880
WHERE'S HE GOING?

1470
01:18:39,880 --> 01:18:42,500
HE'S GOING TO GO MAKE
THE MOVE ON SKYLAR.

1471
01:18:42,500 --> 01:18:46,250
AND HE IS SO GOING
TO CRASH AND BURN.

1472
01:18:46,250 --> 01:18:48,460
SKYLAR.

1473
01:18:46,250 --> 01:18:48,460
WAIT.

1474
01:18:48,460 --> 01:18:50,710
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?

1475
01:18:50,710 --> 01:18:52,790
IT'S TIME TO TELL
AMERICA'S SWEETHEART
HOW IT IS.

1476
01:18:52,790 --> 01:18:54,290
WHAT?

1477
01:18:52,790 --> 01:18:54,290
YEAH.

1478
01:18:54,290 --> 01:18:56,000
LET'S DO THIS.

1479
01:18:56,000 --> 01:18:58,580
THE THING IS, SKYLAR,

1480
01:18:58,580 --> 01:19:02,880
I SEE YOU IN MY DOOR,
A UNIVERSE DOOR.

1481
01:19:02,880 --> 01:19:04,380
SKYLAR, YOU AND I NEED
TO TALK.

1482
01:19:04,380 --> 01:19:06,170
OH, MY GOD. WHAT?

1483
01:19:06,170 --> 01:19:07,040
CAN IT, ZACK.
SHE PROBABLY THINKS
YOU'RE A STALKER.

1484
01:19:07,040 --> 01:19:08,830
YOU DON'T DO YOU?

1485
01:19:08,830 --> 01:19:11,670
OK. I ADMIT THAT
I DIDN'T THINK THAT
I COULD COMPETE

1486
01:19:11,670 --> 01:19:13,580
WITH AMERICA'S
SWEETHEART.

1487
01:19:13,580 --> 01:19:15,380
I MEAN, NOT SOMEBODY
THAT WAS THAT SWEET

1488
01:19:15,380 --> 01:19:16,880
OR THAT NICE
OR THAT FRIENDLY.

1489
01:19:16,880 --> 01:19:18,250
I MEAN, NOT EVEN
YOU CAN, RIGHT?

1490
01:19:18,250 --> 01:19:21,960
BUT I JUST WANT TO SAY,
GOOD FOR YOU. YOU WIN.

1491
01:19:21,960 --> 01:19:24,080
YOU'VE GOT ALEX.
YOU'VE GOT EVERYTHING
YOU WANT.

1492
01:19:24,080 --> 01:19:27,880
AND I'M JUST ME.
I'M A SUCCESSFUL BAKER.

1493
01:19:27,880 --> 01:19:30,580
I AM THE WORLD'S
GREATEST DOG OWNER.

1494
01:19:30,580 --> 01:19:32,540
I'M A GOOD FRIEND.
I'M A GREAT SISTER.

1495
01:19:32,540 --> 01:19:35,290
I'M NOT A NOBODY, OK?
I'M JUST ME.

1496
01:19:35,290 --> 01:19:38,880
CASSIE, NOTHING HAPPENED
WITH ME AND ALEX.

1497
01:19:38,880 --> 01:19:40,920
WHAT ABOUT IN THE
HOTEL ROOM? WHAT ARE
YOU TALKING ABOUT?

1498
01:19:40,920 --> 01:19:44,250
YES, I WANTED ALEX BACK.
OK? I DID EVERYTHING
I COULD TO GET HIM BACK.

1499
01:19:44,250 --> 01:19:46,120
I TOLD THE PAPARAZZI
WHERE I'D BE.

1500
01:19:46,120 --> 01:19:48,210
I TOLD THE PAPARAZZI
WHERE YOU AND JARED WOULD BE.

1501
01:19:48,210 --> 01:19:51,620
WHATEVER. HE TURNED ME DOWN.

1502
01:19:51,620 --> 01:19:55,620
OK. I THREW MYSELF AT HIM,
AND HE TURNED ME DOWN.

1503
01:19:55,620 --> 01:19:58,750
I DON'T TAKE
NO FOR AN ANSWER. OK?

1504
01:19:58,750 --> 01:20:00,830
HE WOULDN'T BUDGE.

1505
01:20:00,830 --> 01:20:03,500
BECAUSE HE WANTS YOU.

1506
01:20:03,500 --> 01:20:08,670
SO YOU THREW YOURSELF
ON HIM, AND HE TURNED
YOU DOWN?

1507
01:20:08,670 --> 01:20:11,120
YES. YES.

1508
01:20:08,670 --> 01:20:11,120
WHY?

1509
01:20:11,120 --> 01:20:14,380
BECAUSE HE DOESN'T WANT ME.

1510
01:20:14,380 --> 01:20:18,330
HE WANTS YOU.

1511
01:20:20,380 --> 01:20:22,170
WELL, I GOT TO GO.

1512
01:20:22,170 --> 01:20:24,250
GO!

1513
01:20:30,170 --> 01:20:33,620
I'M NOT A STALKER,
YOU KNOW.

1514
01:20:33,620 --> 01:20:37,330
NO, I KNOW.
I'VE HAD STALKERS BEFORE.
YOU'RE WAY TOO PASSIVE.

1515
01:20:37,330 --> 01:20:39,080
PASSIVE?

1516
01:20:47,170 --> 01:20:49,170
WOW.

1517
01:20:49,170 --> 01:20:52,330
NOT PASSIVE.

1518
01:20:52,330 --> 01:20:55,170
UH...

1519
01:20:55,170 --> 01:20:57,040
YOU GUYS.

1520
01:20:57,040 --> 01:20:59,380
CASSIE NEEDS OUR HELP.
WE NEED TO GO.

1521
01:20:59,380 --> 01:21:03,580
RIGHT AWAY.

1522
01:21:03,580 --> 01:21:05,420
IS THIS IS CHASE?

1523
01:21:05,420 --> 01:21:06,620
I LOVE CHASES.

1524
01:21:30,080 --> 01:21:34,290
HEY! ALEX! ALEX!

1525
01:21:34,290 --> 01:21:36,500
HE'S NOT AT THE HOTEL.

1526
01:21:36,500 --> 01:21:37,830
THE HOSPITAL
HASN'T SEEN HIM.

1527
01:21:37,830 --> 01:21:40,880
I JUST KEEP GETTING
HIS VOICEMAIL.

1528
01:21:40,880 --> 01:21:42,420
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO,
CASS?

1529
01:21:42,420 --> 01:21:46,750
I DON'T KNOW. UNIVERSE,
OK. I'M SAYING IT.

1530
01:21:46,750 --> 01:21:48,670
I'VE BEEN REALLY,
REALLY HARSH ABOUT YOUR BOOK.

1531
01:21:48,670 --> 01:21:50,920
AND THE WHOLE OPEN DOOR THING
AND THE WHOLE CLOSED DOOR THING.

1532
01:21:50,920 --> 01:21:52,420
AND I'VE BEEN MOCKING YOU
FOR FOREVER

1533
01:21:52,420 --> 01:21:54,620
AND ALL MY FRIENDS REALLY
BELIEVE IN YOU, BUT...

1534
01:21:54,620 --> 01:21:56,960
I DON'T CARE IF
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HELP ME.

1535
01:21:56,960 --> 01:21:58,540
I'M JUST GOING TO SAY
I LOVE HIM, BECAUSE I LOVE HIM.

1536
01:21:58,540 --> 01:22:00,040
YOU LOVE HIM?

1537
01:21:58,540 --> 01:22:00,040
YOU LOVE HIM?

1538
01:22:00,040 --> 01:22:01,750
YEAH. I LOVE HIM.

1539
01:22:01,750 --> 01:22:04,960
I'M SAYING IT OUT LOUD
BECAUSE I LOVE HIM.

1540
01:22:04,960 --> 01:22:07,000
OH, MY GOSH. ISN'T THAT
WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT?

1541
01:22:07,000 --> 01:22:11,830
RIGHT? OH MY GOSH.
IF YOU'RE GOING TO HELP
ANYBODY HELP ME, PLEASE!

1542
01:22:11,830 --> 01:22:14,580
OK! OK.

1543
01:22:14,580 --> 01:22:17,920
MY SOURCES TELL ME THAT SECOND
UNIT IS SHOOTING THE LAST SCENE
OF THE MOVIE AT THE LAKE.

1544
01:22:17,920 --> 01:22:19,710
SOURCES?

1545
01:22:19,710 --> 01:22:22,210
WHAT?

1546
01:22:19,710 --> 01:22:22,210
YOU TALK
TO THE UNIVERSE?

1547
01:22:22,210 --> 01:22:24,670
NO. OF COURSE NOT.

1548
01:22:24,670 --> 01:22:26,830
THE PAPARAZZI.

1549
01:22:26,830 --> 01:22:29,460
[CHEERING]

1550
01:22:31,290 --> 01:22:33,170
WHERE ARE YOU GUYS GOING?
THE LAKE'S THIS WAY!

1551
01:22:33,170 --> 01:22:34,120
OH.

1552
01:23:13,830 --> 01:23:15,580
IT'S DONE.

1553
01:23:21,250 --> 01:23:23,380
AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT.

1554
01:23:23,380 --> 01:23:25,500
ALEX!

1555
01:23:25,500 --> 01:23:27,000
CUT. CUT.

1556
01:23:27,000 --> 01:23:29,330
CASSIE.

1557
01:23:29,330 --> 01:23:31,830
HI.

1558
01:23:31,830 --> 01:23:34,830
I'M SORRY I DIDN'T
BELIEVE YOU ABOUT SKYLAR.

1559
01:23:34,830 --> 01:23:36,380
I TOLD YOU I WAS TELLING
THE TRUTH.

1560
01:23:36,380 --> 01:23:37,750
YEAH, WELL,
HOW AM I SUPPOSED
TO KNOW ANYTHING?

1561
01:23:37,750 --> 01:23:40,880
SO YOU'RE
NOT WITH JARED?

1562
01:23:40,880 --> 01:23:42,540
I'M NOT WITH SKYLAR.

1563
01:23:42,540 --> 01:23:44,880
SO...

1564
01:23:44,880 --> 01:23:46,750
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING TONIGHT
FOR CHRISTMAS EVE?

1565
01:23:46,750 --> 01:23:49,920
HMM. NOTHING.

1566
01:23:49,920 --> 01:23:52,290
HANGING OUT WITH YOU?

1567
01:24:01,960 --> 01:24:05,540
SO, SKYLAR ST. JEAN.

1568
01:24:05,540 --> 01:24:07,000
YES.

1569
01:24:07,000 --> 01:24:10,380
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
FOR CHRISTMAS EVE?

1570
01:24:10,380 --> 01:24:16,830
OH, I HAVE TO CATCH
A FLIGHT TO LONDON ACTUALLY.

1571
01:24:16,830 --> 01:24:19,380
RINGING IN CHRISTMAS
WITH THE ROYALS.

1572
01:24:21,000 --> 01:24:23,380
DO YOU WANT TO COME WITH?

1573
01:24:26,170 --> 01:24:29,830
UH, WELL, ACTUALLY
I WAS WONDERING

1574
01:24:29,830 --> 01:24:36,290
IF MAYBE YOU'D WANT
TO LOW-KEY IT HERE
WITH US OR ME.

1575
01:24:36,290 --> 01:24:39,580
REALLY?

1576
01:24:36,290 --> 01:24:39,580
YEAH.

1577
01:24:39,580 --> 01:24:42,920
OH, ZACK.

1578
01:24:42,920 --> 01:24:44,670
OH, SKYLAR.

1579
01:24:48,040 --> 01:24:51,330
OH, UNIVERSE,
THIS IS ONE SAPPY DOOR.

1580
01:25:04,790 --> 01:25:05,830
HMM.

1581
01:25:05,830 --> 01:25:07,710
YES, MOSTLY GENIUS.

1582
01:25:07,710 --> 01:25:10,670
THAT IS THE BEST ENDING
I'VE EVER SEEN.

1583
01:25:10,670 --> 01:25:12,580
YOU, YOU'RE HIRED.

1584
01:25:12,580 --> 01:25:15,040
WARDROBE,
GET HER IN A COSTUME.

1585
01:25:15,040 --> 01:25:16,330
THAT'S REALLY WEIRD.

1586
01:25:16,330 --> 01:25:19,460
UH, YEAH.

1587
01:25:16,330 --> 01:25:19,460
YEAH.

1588
01:25:40,960 --> 01:25:43,830
MAN:<i> NOLAN DENVER IS PROUD
TO PRESENT...</i>

1589
01:25:43,830 --> 01:25:45,420
LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING ABOUT
CHRISTMAS.

1590
01:25:45,420 --> 01:25:48,250
<i>THE SCREEN'S GREATEST
ACTION HERO...</i>

1591
01:25:48,250 --> 01:25:52,380
<i>ALEX GRAY IS DET. AXEL SLADE.</i>

1592
01:25:52,380 --> 01:25:53,750
<i>THE ONLY MAN...</i>

1593
01:25:53,750 --> 01:25:55,080
AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT.

1594
01:25:55,080 --> 01:25:57,290
<i>WHO STANDS BETWEEN CHRISTMAS</i>

1595
01:25:57,290 --> 01:26:01,040
<i> AND SANTA'S MOST
 DEADLY ASSASSIN.</i>

1596
01:26:01,040 --> 01:26:04,420
<i> SKYLAR ST. JEAN...</i>

1597
01:26:04,420 --> 01:26:06,330
EVERYBODY GET DOWN!

1598
01:26:06,330 --> 01:26:08,000
I'M POLICE.

1599
01:26:08,000 --> 01:26:13,920
<i>AND ALEX GRAY ARE HEATING UP
THE SCREEN IN...</i>

1600
01:26:13,920 --> 01:26:15,080
I DON'T NEED CHRISTMAS.

1601
01:26:15,080 --> 01:26:16,500
WHAT I NEED IS
INFORMATION.

1602
01:26:20,830 --> 01:26:22,710
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE.
THE USUAL?

1603
01:26:22,710 --> 01:26:24,080
SEE YOU LATER.

1604
01:26:24,080 --> 01:26:26,250
I'M SORRY I'M LATE.

1605
01:26:26,250 --> 01:26:27,710
HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEWS?

1606
01:26:27,710 --> 01:26:29,790
WHAT?

1607
01:26:29,790 --> 01:26:32,830
OH, YEAH.
"THE LAST CHRISTMAS CAROL"
JUST TOPPED THE BOX OFFICE

1608
01:26:32,830 --> 01:26:35,120
FOR THE THIRD WEEK
IN A ROW.

1609
01:26:35,120 --> 01:26:38,710
♪ THEY'RE TALKING SEQUEL,
THEY'RE TALKING SEQUEL ♪

1610
01:26:38,710 --> 01:26:40,000
I'M GONNA ASK
FOR A BIGGER PART.

1611
01:26:40,000 --> 01:26:41,830
MAYBE BAD GUY NUMBER TWO?

1612
01:26:41,830 --> 01:26:43,580
YOU'D BE AMAZING.

1613
01:26:43,580 --> 01:26:46,290
ALL RIGHT, HONEY,
CHIMNEY'S FIXED, READ FOR SANTA.

1614
01:26:46,290 --> 01:26:47,330
YOU HEAR THE NEWS?

1615
01:26:47,330 --> 01:26:49,250
ABOUT THE SEQUEL, YEAH.

1616
01:26:49,250 --> 01:26:50,040
BUT I TOLD NOLAN I'M ONLY GOING
TO DO IT IF WE SHOOT HERE.

1617
01:26:50,040 --> 01:26:52,170
HERE?

1618
01:26:52,170 --> 01:26:55,170
OF COURSE. THIS IS THE HOUSE
OF THE BEST DAMN CUPCAKES
IN THE WORLD.

1619
01:26:55,170 --> 01:26:57,460
AND HOME TO SOMEBODY ELSE.

1620
01:26:58,790 --> 01:27:01,080
JUST SOMEBODY HUH?

1621
01:27:01,080 --> 01:27:03,040
SOMEBODY I LOVE A LOT.